Some SCA dorks came to the club to fence last week. They were all fat out of shape and they had home-made uniforms on. Some of them had either rusted or home made masks so we didn't allow them to fence. One of them actuallualy introduced himself as Sir Damian Orlock of Loch Forest or something like that. Anyways those dorks sucked big time! Absolutely no skill or control. There footwork was all over the place. One dork even fell over while doing a forward cross-over in saber! Their actions were as big as hell. One guy looked as if he was gonna lasso his opponent with an epee! They fenced like small retarded children. One of our junior fencers beat all of them and she is only nine years old and has been fencing epee for only 2 months.