KGB, CIA, FBI

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  1. jjefferies

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    Ok, so older than the hills. Still funny in its way:

    Old Russian joke:

    The Soviet Premier and American President are both bragging about how good their intelligence services are. They decide to have a contest. The KGB, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at finding spies. They release a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly bruised, bleeding, beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
     

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