Funny things to put under 'Religious Views' on Facebook..

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  1. Tazz

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    I have seen some funny ones but the best one was

    Religious Views: No, only some trees. Although if I stand on the roof I can see the top of a chapel.

    You guys?
     
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    I have mine set on "Godless Heathen"
     
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    "Guess"


    But my "About Me" lists me as a "happy heathen". Consider it a clue. I also have "Theology" as one of my interests, because I find religious history to be interesting. It confuses some people, but most don't read closely enough, or just assume.
     
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    I'm listed as an "Apathetic Agnostic" :)
     
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    I am listed as "Pastafarian"
     
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  6. Tazz

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    At the moment mine is: religion is the placebo of the masses (quote from Dr House.)
    Arent the masses cute ;p
     
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    We do much preying in my church. ;)
     
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    I think that comes out to:

    "There is no god"
     
  11. Tazz

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    Ohhhh...
    I only watched about the first five seconds of the second one.... :jawa:
     
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    :eek:

    I will dedicate my first book to anyone who can get a bunch of people together to re-enact that video right in front of Palin's house. (assuming I get published, of course).

    Youtube it, or it didn't happen.

    Oh, and I put Christian, btw. Unoriginal, I know, but meh.
     
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  14. DE_Strip_Tease

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    A friend has this on facebook as his Religious status:

    "I don't require the threat of eternal damnation to make me behave like a decent human being, thanks."

    It's one of my favorites.
     
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    Perfection!
     

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