Fencing or sex

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Which to keep?

  1. Fencing

    42.6%
  2. Sex

    57.4%
  1. fencerontheline

    fencerontheline Podium

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    Let's say you had to give one up forever... fencing or sex... which would you keep and why?
     
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  2. Mitchell

    Mitchell hi Staff Member

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    (note log time started before this quiz was posted, someone stole someone else's idea)

    (15:35:05) DFP: if you had to give up fencing or sex, which would it be?
    (15:35:39) Me: hm
    (15:36:08) Me: [edited for potential content :) ]
    (15:36:19) DFP: sexuality
    (15:36:32) Mer: so be asexual or fencing?
    (15:36:53) DFP: basically
    (15:36:57) DFP: you get sexuality
    (15:37:00) DFP: or fencing
    (15:37:07) Me: fencing gets the boot
    (15:37:28) DFP: you're the second one that has responded that way
    (15:37:30) DFP: interesting

    summary: i like the idea of having kids at some point. i also like the ladies. and i have my old hobby to fall back on
     
  3. fencerontheline

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    I told dfp that I was gonna poll this idea... but read the poll dude... you checked the one you wanted to keep....
     
  4. Mitchell

    Mitchell hi Staff Member

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    well crap i thought you worded it the same, guess thats what i get for talking to dfp :D

    count my vote as reversed
     
  5. D+F+P=Hadouken!

    D+F+P=Hadouken! Rookie

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    Fencing, simply because I have a good fencing life. Ya also dont have to be good looking to get good get good fencing.... fencing is better.
     
  6. Army Fencer

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    The question in your poll and the question in your post don't line up. You're going to have a lot of confused people, Mr. fencerontheline.

    I love to fence and it's something stable in my life, but that's really not the reason for my choice.

    I like the idea of kids and the idea of spending my life with someone, but sometimes I think it's just not worth all the rest of the crap you have to deal with. Relationships are emotionally trying and subject to the whims of too many people.
     
  7. Soldier

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    Your poll is fundamentally flawed.
     
  8. Elemental

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    Ditto. I just read the first post and voted based off that, I then look at the poll and am now confusted. :huh:
     
  9. Maeve_Mari

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    Not to mention that at 14 years old, fencing is about the only thing of the two choices you are going to get anyways! If I were 14 I'd pick fencing too. Or driving. Or playing in the band. Or a lot of other things.
     
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  10. fencerontheline

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    Bagh... I changed the initial post...
     
  11. Zasha

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    fencing is sex.
     
  12. Cipher

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    Even being young and married, I had to choose fencing. Sex is great and all, but it's not the aspect of my marriage that brings me the most happiness. It only satisfies me on a single level. Fencing on the other hand satisfies me on many, and I can still do that with me wife too. That and I have no desire to have any children, so that is not a factor in my decision.
     
  13. HillBilly

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    A) i'm 14

    B) I chose sex

    C) My brother drives me everywhere

    D) I'm already in a band
     
  14. achilleus

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    Right, cause ugly people never get any...

    :rolleyes:
     
  15. D+F+P=Hadouken!

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    Exactly! See... he understands what I'm talking about.
     
  16. Gav

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    I didn't read the poll till I after I voted so I've put my vote in the wrong place!

    Which would I rather have: Fencing or sex? SEX.

    A man has needs you know.
     
  17. Elemental

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    That's never stopped me before.
     
  18. achilleus

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    Well, to me the choice was rather obvious, so I didn't list my reasons, but I should I add I don't plan to have kids, nor get married, so of course I choose sex over fencing...
     
  19. jBirch

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    Well heck, the choice was easy. Sex only lasts for a couple of hours. Fencing is forever.
     
  20. Soldier

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    Hours? Damn...
     

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