Meh, that's nothing compared to the Italian mens foilists
Ho Ho Ho.
That's my entire Christmas list
Did it still pass the shim and weight tests?
Which would be any more justified than the corps a corps card that the OP implies are deserved in the given scenario? ;)
Besides, we all know...
Keep hitting him in the knee cap, or the nuts till he stops charging. Then fence him properly.
First off, welcome (sort of, seeing as you've been stalking, sorry, lurking for a while) to the boards.
Second, don't worry about what weapon...
I never said it would be a good version of epee. It'd be kinda like an under 10 girls version, but with less action
It would be a very slappy version of epee. No one needs that.
Stop sweating. Or fence sabre where it doesn't matter if you do (both from a conductive point of view, and a hygiene one)
Does (s)he still have the flat top hairdo though?
Oh, please. I have the strength of a comatose gnat, and I can flick fine with a Vniti blade. Yes, they are a bit heavier than other blades, but if...
Screw them and use masking tape.
Don't worry too much about your performance. You and your girlfriend can work it out together. The fencing, however is down to you...
What about their cousin, Pizza?
A great way to avoid late competition cramping is to get put out of the tournament earlier. Worked wonders for me when I competed :(
I take it those who fail the personality test get given an epee?
And here was me thinking this was a thread about me :(
If anyone queries the fit, just tell them you're Italian. You'll then find yourself getting a lot of leeway with just about everything ;)
Nah, that just reinforces my fears about you lot...
As long as you lot wait till I'm actually dead before trying to stuff me
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