Ultralight Washable Sabre Lame

I don't know about you, but when I buy a lame for $120 I expect it to work for more than 4 times, even if it is on "super clearance". I bought the lame at Summer Nationals and wore it 4 times before the October NAC. I was informed there that the lame was completely dead.

More frustrating than anything, when I went to the Absolute vending table I was met with a brick wall. According to the person working the table, Absolute "put the lames on sale because they were aware they weren't working well". Bullshit, when I bought the lame their website merely advertised the clearance as making room for new models. If you're going to sell shitty product at least mark it down to a reasonable price and own up to it.