Only serious posts, please...

[Faggot the Hutt]

Before I was so rudely interrupted by a lynch gang, I was asking for photos of fencers. I still need those photos. Of course, you can expect from the theme of my website, that I shall be mocking whatever you send me. But, that is the point, after all, of a website dedicated to the humorous side of fencing photography. Since some of you may need convincing, I have developed a list of reasons why you should send me photos:


1. You're a nice person - Alright. Nice people rule.

2. You need attention - Hey, that's healthy. We all need attention. I'll give it you... and, so will the rest of the world when we mock whomever is in the picture.

3. Patriotism - If you don't send me photos, you're a communist. You don't want to be a communist... do you?

4. You're gay - C'mon, let's stick together. I know there are a whole ton of gay fencers out there. At least 10% of you, anyway. Sorry, I don't mean you weigh a ton. You're not fat. Really. Stop crying and give me the damn photos.

5. You hate whomever is the photo - This one is obvious. Want revenge? I'm your answer. No one will ever know you sent me the photos. Why? Because I will kill EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT KNOWS! Including YOU! No wait... Not you. Sorry, I got a little carried away there... Heh... I won't kill you, really. I might kill your pet hamster, though. Friggin' hamster...

6. You like me, and you think that sending me a photo will make me want you - I've got pepperspray. Don't mess with me, man!

7. You're sick and twisted, and need a way to appease the demons that speak to you - Uh... Okay. You're pretty screwed up... but, that's okay. You'll get no beef from me.


There you have it. Seven good reasons to send me photos. And, I mean it- no one will ever know you sent me the photos. Why? Because, I'm fair and balanced... or, something. No actually, it's just not good business practice to get people into trouble when they're trying to help me. Anyway, here's the contact info. Our imperious webmaster has blocked out certain words, so take the first word in my name, and put it where the asteriks are.


E-mail: ******_the_hutt@yahoo.com
Webpage: http://free.hostdepartment.com/f/******dhutt/

[Faggot the Hutt]

Y'know you wanna send me a photo. That voice in the back of your head is going, "Hm, should I?" Don't be afraid. Everyone has to look at you anyway, what difference is it if I post your mug on the web?

The other option is that I bring my new digital camera to a NAC and take all sorts of embarrassing photos of you. Hm... It would be interesting to see how long 500 people can go without scratching themselves, when they know I could be lurking. :-)

Atlanta, here I come.

[40Saberthieves]

Have fun on my ignore list

[FlamingDeth]

Haha, call me crude, but I guess that I'm one of the few people here that appreciate your sort of humour. I'll see if I have any fencing photos I can dig up, but if I can't find any, will a picture of my cat work? You could always claim it's a fencers cat, and still be telling the truth!

[Faggot the Hutt]

Originally posted by FlamingDeth
Haha, call me crude, but I guess that I'm one of the few people here that appreciate your sort of humour.

Sure, that would be great, Flamingdeth. Any contribution would be much appreciated. And, if all you have is the cat, that will be fine as well.



I can't believe what a cheap shot RogueNine just took at me. A drive-by ignoring??? Man, what a loser.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

In my humble opinion, go f#ck yourself you lame picture collecting b@tard.

[Faggot the Hutt]

Hey, for a second there I thought I was on FS.

[onesandzeros]

Such anger... just give it all a rest.

Hey FtH, have you searched google images for fencing photos? You can always find the site that has them up and ask permission to use them. Also, I'm not too sure, but if the USFA has photos on their site, they may let you use them as well.

Good luck

[Faggot the Hutt]

Originally posted by onesandzeros
Hey FtH, have you searched google images for fencing photos?

Hey, onesandzeros. Yes, I did search google and have found quite a lot of photos. However, many of the best photos clearly state their copyright and usage policy, and I don't want to end up in jail for misuse (as much as my name might imply otherwise.) I'm researching fair use laws regarding these photos, and if the laws lean in my favor, you can bet I'll have a field day with a number of colleges and clubs. Thanks, though.

[FlamingDeth]

Neat.

Picture the first!

Picture the second!

Unfortunately, I couldn't get any better pictures at the time, and I can't find my camera now. Such a shame.

[Faggot the Hutt]

Wow, man. You should stop feeding your cat lard.

[FlamingDeth]

Not a chance, it's the American way, and we don't want them dirty reds taking over our pets!