01-26-2004, 05:48 PM
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| Hey LouWeasel !! Say it isn't so!
Appolgies to everyone who isn't LouWeasel that is taking the time to read this.
Hey LouWeasel, I received this really lame joke in my e-amil and since it was submitted by "Louise in the U.K." I figured it had to be you. I mean, how many can there be? But it's such a lame joke I figured it would be beneath you to actually forward it to anyone...
Here's the "joke". Say it wasn't you. Please say it wan't you.
Your Daily Joke
SpicyJokes.com # 13938
Thanks to: Louise United Kingdom
Genre: Bar & Drinking Jokes
A bear walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a vodka and.......................Tonic.
The bartender said, "Sure but why the big pause?
the bear said "Oh I use my paws for catching fish with!!!!!
OBTW, I still haven't gotten a postcard yet....
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01-26-2004, 10:26 PM
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| KK,
I'm not Lou but I'm going to London in 2 weeks if you PM me your address I'll send you a postcard!!! 
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01-27-2004, 08:08 PM
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| That, my dear, is a deal.
Inquartata? Eat yer heart out!
(Semi-P.M. for Louweasel---> Sorry darlin' I can only boil my bunny for you for so long! When an offer of this magnitude comes along a bloke has to follow his nose. I mean, we're talking postcard here! )
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02-01-2004, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2003 Location: UK
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| Kodiak, I'm pleased to say that that joke had nothing to do with me whatsoever! There are a lot of Louises in the UK..
Sorry about the postcard - on its way I promise, but I've been distracted lately by another man. Don't get jealous.
In fact I'm sitting here in a huge sulk as I was supposed to me seeing him tonight but due to unforeseen circumstances beyond his control he can't come over. And since it's a new, fairly casual relationship, I'm quite surprised by how terribly disappointed I am! Any chance of some sympathy? *hopeful face*
I'm so upset... My mascara is running... 
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02-01-2004, 05:50 PM
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| Sympathy from me Lou, Most men are bastards.
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02-02-2004, 09:27 AM
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| Hey - did you miss the part about it being beyond his control? Jeez, cut the man a little slack! We're not all evil! | |
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02-02-2004, 03:49 PM
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| Quite so Soldier, it was beyond his control...that he arrived so late!!! Yes, bless him, he didn't get finished until 9pm and he still drove for well over an hour just to see me, even though it was Sunday and we would both have to get up early for work today.
Frankly I think a general round of applause is called for, in honour of men actually being fabulous and not bastards at all!
Am in danger of being smitten....help!
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"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from" [Eddie Izzard]
"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts"
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02-06-2004, 12:31 PM
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| Poor Zelda. Must have had some bad experiences. Probably because she likes to hang out with "old Indian Boyfriends" if I recall. 
Maybe she was just trying to be supportive...
I'm glad Prince Charming came through for you Lou. Nothing like spending the night in a drunken sulk to make you feel like crap in the morning!
-K.K.
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02-06-2004, 04:16 PM
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| HEY I resent that remark (and they werent old in age, just in it was a loooooong time ago!).  It was a sympathy thing for Lou.....there is nothing worse then a man running really late after he said he would come and see you. Be nice KK or you wont get your postcard!
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02-06-2004, 10:13 PM
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| Lou, there's nothing wrong with being smitten... just enjoy it! | |
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02-08-2004, 10:24 AM
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| Thanks for the support Zelda, I know what you meant. Fortunately he is continuing to be nice to me - and picked me up right on time on Friday night!
Pammie, you are soooo right - easy to get all stressed worrying about what'll happen and miss out on enjoying the present!
Kodiak, "drunken sulk"??? I never said I was drunk! Actually I wasn't!! What are you trying to say, you cheeky monkey?! 
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"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from" [Eddie Izzard]
"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts"
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