My word... thats a name that gets one tared and feathered on the playground, isn't it? Well, hello. And yes, I DO know why you couldn't resist this post. (Not, not mine, the Patent post

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And I thought the foam sabre was a pretty well worked over piece of fencing equipment? I, and several other fencers, regularly beat on eachother with a pair that we keep in the armory for randomized attacks on others.
I myself am too boring a person to contemplate invention of anything novel. Besides "My God, what was that?" when people talk about my footwork... and bladework... and enguard... and fleche.... and... wait, everything!
Off to wire epees...