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Insane things to do when you are having a crazy day at the office Send an e-mail to the person next door asking to borrow a pen. Then call that person to let them know you sent them an e-mail. Then go to their office and wait for the e-mail to come through so the person will give you the pen.
Don't ask, I don't know either! ... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
- The Three Musketeers
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I like putting my garbage bin on my desk and put a sticky note that says "incoming folders here"...also i like to mess around at fencing.net "The shopowner and his son ... well that's an entirely different story altogether ... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
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Here's one I've heard.
Take a screen shot of a person's desktop. Make that screen shot their wallpaper. Then remove all their icons  ... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
- The Three Musketeers
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"The shopowner and his son ... well that's an entirely different story altogether ... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
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The Desktop Trick I just tried the desktop trick on mine (minus the deletion of icons). I don't think I'd have ever thought of that. I think I'm gonna do that at my next lan to all my friend's computers.
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You have to be careful in the office setting, people really really want a lot of stuff and they play things off each other to their own advantage in order to get more stuff. But I still like those card things.
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What i do is. . . Wait I'm only 15 I Don't have to work yet. . . Hahah suckers!!  Homestarrunner forever!~!
http://www.homestarrunner.com/20x6vs1936.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatvideo.html
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Wait, I'm eighteen I can do things without Mommy's permission and having to arrange a ride everywhere. Haha, sucker!!
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HA HA! These are all great!
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We cant drive so we get chauffeured everywhere, and we dont have to pay for gas. oh yeah that sounds really terrible.lol
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oh yeah it's tough sometimes. . . Getting to sleep on car trips, not paying for gas. . . It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it! Homestarrunner forever!~!
http://www.homestarrunner.com/20x6vs1936.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatvideo.html
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Yeah you know I Hate not being able to pay for college!  "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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Morons...gas is a small price to pay for freedom. Alternately I've discovered one of the best parts about fencing is going out to the local watering hole with the club after fencing.
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Originally posted by Black Jeebus Alternately I've discovered one of the best parts about fencing is going out to the local watering hole with the club after fencing. i think the best part about fencing is when you stab somebody "The shopowner and his son ... well that's an entirely different story altogether ... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
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See, that's where a job comes in. A little work, a lot more freedom.
And who's to say you have to pay for college?
And even if I had the chance to go on living at home, not working, things paid for, I'd hate it. What kind of a life is that, anyway? Living on charity, dependent on others, earning nothing yourself? Ach. Give me a job any day, let me earn my own money and some respect on the side.
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Originally posted by Soldier See, that's where a job comes in. A little work, a lot more freedom.
And who's to say you have to pay for college?
And even if I had the chance to go on living at home, not working, things paid for, I'd hate it. What kind of a life is that, anyway? Living on charity, dependent on others, earning nothing yourself? Ach. Give me a job any day, let me earn my own money and some respect on the side. They're just bitter.
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you can ask one of your colleagues to come over to your cubicle and collect some files. Be caught in the act polishing your gun openly.
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HAHAHAHAHA
OR Call them over to collect files and be waiting naked with a bottle of wine and a rose in your teeth.
COULD be considered innapropriate for work..
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"Polishing", oh my....
"This is my weapon,
This is my gun;
One is for fighting,
The other for fun..." 
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