Hair Color?

[Army Fencer]

What color hair do you have?

It's not red is it?

[Joan of Ark]

I'm a blondie! Although, i don't really take offense at blonde jokes...

[Army Fencer]

Got any good ones?

[Joan of Ark]

Q: How do you get a one-armed blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
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Julie, a blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.

She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods
around town and look for odd jobs as a handy-woman.

The first house she came to, a man answered the door
and told Julie,"Yeah, I have a job for you.
How would you like to paint the porch?"

"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.

"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?"
asked the man.

"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.

"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders
you'll need in the garage."

The man went back into his house
to his wife who had been listening.
"Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes
all the way around the house?" asked the wife.

"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!"
her husband replied.

About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door.
"I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.

The man was amazed.
"You painted the whole porch?"

"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left,
so I put on two coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

"Oh, and by the way," said Julie,
"That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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A blonde bought two horses, and could
never remember which was which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail
of one horse and that worked great
until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.
It tore just right and looked exactly like
the other horse's tail and our blonde friend
was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse.
That worked fine until the other horse
caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.
Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure
the horses for height. When she did,
she was very pleased to find that the white horse
was 2 inches taller than the black one.
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I like the last one lots because I have a black horse and a white horse!

[lfortier]

Hey Army Fencer! Just wanted to say that this is a great idea in response to my thread- I wonder if red will pull into the lead like I think it will. btw, MY hair is RED!

[MyraTrue]

ok, so I'm not a strawberry red, or anything close. I always thought it was brown, but I'm told it sometimes looks auburn in the right light. *shrugs* Hey, I just cut it, ignore it, swear at it, and live with it. I'd dye it red if it REALLY made me fence better.

[Inquartata]

Well, I'm blond, but you left out a category: "Nonexistant"!

Hope I don't wind up in that one any time soon.

[Delmont]

Dirty blonde, so I put brown. Could go either way though.

[Louweasel]

I'm blonde too so here are a couple of jokes from me:

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a torch in her ear.

If a blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff, which one hits the ground first?
The brunette; the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

Fnar fnar

[Tigerlily86]

Blond but sometimes pink.
ok heres an old one, but a classic.
two blonds walked into a building...
youd think one would have seen it

[FlamingDeth]

Blue, though it's fading far faster than I expected.

[HilandDoug]

Let's hear it for the redheads!

[Army Fencer]

D'oh! Forgot about bald.

[Avril Roddam]

well, it was blue once, i'm concidering red or gold streaks...
.... i used to have gold streaks, and before that i had copper (bad move).............
....but it's brown right now.

[Army Fencer]

I was asking more along the lines of natural color, but I suppose blue works.

[Joan of Ark]

I've got a few left! My personal favorite...

A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
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Once a blonde decided to go ice fishing. She grabbed all her equipment and put on her fishing outfit.. She walked out onto the icy surface and found a good spot. She took a knife and made a large circle in the ice with it.
"NO! Not there! You will find no fish!" a booming voice announced out of nowhere. So the blonde moved a few feet away and made another circle. "NO!! Not there either!!" The voice boomed again. The blonde moved a third time, making another circle on the ice.
"I said, NO!! There is no fish there!!" The voice boomed again.
"Is that you, God?" The blonde called out.
"NO!!" The voice boomed. "It's the manager of the ice rink!!"
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[swordsen]

Need to add bald......

[Army Fencer]

Are you bald.... sir?

[Angwyn Lothar]

how to drive a blonde crazy:

1) put them in a round room
2) tell them that there is a $100.00 dollar bill in the corner.

[The0ne]

Q: What did the Blonde say after she gave birth??
A: Is it mine?