Hey Blue Falcon:

[MyraTrue]

Do we REALLY need a thread of our own? Or do we keep despoiling all the other threads?

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by MyraTrue
Do we REALLY need a thread of our own? Or do we keep despoiling all the other threads?

Nahhhh......... It's fun hijacking the threads of other people!

Hey, gimme a chance to answer all your other stuff -- with all the Xmas stuff happening, I'm usually not in the best of ........ uhhhh.... conditions to respond at 3 in the morning!

[MyraTrue]

Ok, sounds good. *grins*

And thats fine. I'm poor at keeping up until I'm at work at night... till 3am.

Ah, hijacking threads. Mmmm...

[The0ne]

you guys should put the number of hijacked threads in your signature, you've taken 3-4 off topic already! =)

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by MyraTrue
Ok, sounds good. *grins*

And thats fine. I'm poor at keeping up until I'm at work at night... till 3am.

Ah, hijacking threads. Mmmm...

Since we're hijacking so many threads, maybe we should change our names to Bonnie and Clyde!

woo hoo!

Avast me hearty lass! Shall we see which threads are ripe for the picking? *insert pirate grin here*

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by The0ne
you guys should put the number of hijacked threads in your signature, you've taken 3-4 off topic already! =)

Darn! I thought we were up to 5 by now!

Ok Myra, my lovely partner in crime, shall we dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

[MyraTrue]

Since we're hijacking so many threads, maybe we should change our names to Bonnie and Clyde!

woo hoo!

Avast me hearty lass! Shall we see which threads are ripe for the picking? *insert pirate grin here*

But... *lip trembles a bit* I rather like being Myra. And let us terrorize these threads, indeed.

Ok Myra, my lovely partner in crime, shall we dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

*takes your hand with a wicked smile* heck, why not?

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by MyraTrue
But... *lip trembles a bit* I rather like being Myra. And let us terrorize these threads, indeed.

*takes your hand with a wicked smile* heck, why not?

Yes! Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to hijack we go!

Hmmmm........ should I read more into your taking my hand or are we just *FRIENDS*?

After all .......... you DID take my hand! I don't know what my parents would say! *blush*



But, but .......... Bonnie is SUCH a cool name for a hijacker!

[MyraTrue]

I'm sorry, but Bonnie is just NOT acceptable. I have a sister named Bonnie, and you couldn't stick me with that name for just about anything!!!

Hmmmm........ should I read more into your taking my hand or are we just *FRIENDS*?

After all .......... you DID take my hand! I don't know what my parents would say! *blush*

I'm just dancing with the devil, remember? *sweet smile for you*

And remember, I'm a taken woman. But... I can still try to tease you. I may fail, but I try.

[Inquartata]

Originally posted by blue_falcon

After all .......... you DID take my hand!

Just be glad she's not a sabre fencer---she might have taken your head instead!

[MyraTrue]

I'm an epeeist, Inq- so I take toes instead. In dire circumstances... toe nails.

[Louweasel]

Originally posted by MyraTrue
I'm sorry, but Bonnie is just NOT acceptable. I have a sister named Bonnie, and you couldn't stick me with that name for just about anything!!!

Hey blue falcon, I'll be Bonnie to your Clyde!!! *winks in coy but flirtatious fashion, tucking small pistol into garter*

Only joking Myra; don't come over from Idaho and give me a slap! *cowers and glances furtively from side to side for low-flying epees*

Anyway I'm sure I deserve the title for services to thread hijacking anyway, seeing as I always manage to veer off into a discussion about all the odd english english (as opposed to american english) words and phrases that I use. Linguistic hikjacking, if you will.

[Army Fencer]

I took a tally of how many threads you guys have hijacked... I think I counted seven.

That really is a lot. No wonder I can't figure out what's going on anymore... Is it possible for you guys to turn it down just a touch? I'd really appreciate it, guys.


Here's my list...
Things Not To Do While Watching LOTR
how to get a decent boyfriend
Oh! Canada!
How do you get a girlfriend?
RANT! pick a subject.
Your Christmas wishlist
Who says it's the boss's time? (eh...that one kind of had a life of its own anyway. my own personal frankenstein)

[Louweasel]

Spoilsport

[lochinvar]

Here's a thought--why don't you two just get a room?

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by MyraTrue
I'm sorry, but Bonnie is just NOT acceptable. I have a sister named Bonnie, and you couldn't stick me with that name for just about anything!!!


I'm just dancing with the devil, remember? *sweet smile for you*

And remember, I'm a taken woman. But... I can still try to tease you. I may fail, but I try.

You're taken? Kewl! I always did love a CHALLENGE!

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by Louweasel
Hey blue falcon, I'll be Bonnie to your Clyde!!! *winks in coy but flirtatious fashion, tucking small pistol into garter*

Only joking Myra; don't come over from Idaho and give me a slap! *cowers and glances furtively from side to side for low-flying epees*

Anyway I'm sure I deserve the title for services to thread hijacking anyway, seeing as I always manage to veer off into a discussion about all the odd english english (as opposed to american english) words and phrases that I use. Linguistic hikjacking, if you will.

Uhhh......... ok. Now I am faced with a MAJOR dilemma! Do I take Louweasel up on her offer or do I continue my relentless pursuit and shameless teasing of Myra?

Oh, decisions, decisions!

No. I will make a stand for principle. Myra has been at my side since the beginning and I cannot abandon her, regardless of how tempting Louweasel's offer may be.

Get thee away from me, thou vile temptress! I shall remain true to my muse, the ever elegant and ever desirable Myra! (Oh, and ever clumsy if what she says about her toe hits are true!)

*grabs tarnished armor and clumsily puts on helmet backwards*

Hey! Who turned the lights out!?

[blue_falcon]

Originally posted by lochinvar
Here's a thought--why don't you two just get a room?

I thought we were in negotiations towards that end?! Now all I gotta do is figure out these darned train schedules! Ok, Via Rail is screwed up and Amtrak ain't any better!

Myra? Help?!

*starts packing parkas and snowshoes for trek to middle of Godforsaken Idaho*

[MyraTrue]

Army... don't really have time to post, I have to go home and get packed to move. So no computer for a day or two.

I just wanted to state that I did not hijack either the Things Not To Do While Watching LOTR OR Oh! Canada! threads.

I mean, at least, there was no intent. I was inline with BOTH threads. And I didn't do any such thing as hijack. The rest of the threads, perhaps you're right.

the original hijacking that occured was on the boyfriend thread, and one other (though i'm not sure which) and both were discussing the topic. *shrugs* They just went on for a page of thread discussing the topics.

Now I need to get back to work, cause I can't stay.

The rest I'll deal with tomorrow.

[MyraTrue]

You're taken? Kewl! I always did love a CHALLENGE!

So... on a scale from possible to insurmountable, how does this rate? *grin*

Uhhh......... ok. Now I am faced with a MAJOR dilemma! Do I take Louweasel up on her offer or do I continue my relentless pursuit and shameless teasing of Myra?

She's pretty hard to turn down. I mean, look at her, she's mastered the hijacker persona in just seconds. Don't turn the woman down, Blue!

No. I will make a stand for principle. Myra has been at my side since the beginning and I cannot abandon her, regardless of how tempting Louweasel's offer may be.

Get thee away from me, thou vile temptress! I shall remain true to my muse, the ever elegant and ever desirable Myra! (Oh, and ever clumsy if what she says about her toe hits are true!)

Dude, you're turning down a good offer. She seems pretty hijacking worthy! And yes, ever clumsy. Wait! I mean... I swear, I've got to have the agility of a cat, and the balance of a *falls over backward* of a chicken! Though I am quite flattered. But Lou, you can be Bonnie any day!

Myra? Help?!

*starts packing parkas and snowshoes for trek to middle of Godforsaken Idaho*

I thought you didn't like snow? And I thought it was traditional that women aren't sposed to be able to read time schedules?

As to Godforsaken Idaho, you don't need a parka. Just a good warm winter coat, a scarf, some gloves and a hat, some plastic explosives, a large bottle of cooking oil, 2 spare epee wires... (And a partridge in a pear tree?) wait, I'm getting carried away.

Heck, Blue, I'm not even here much longer. By the time you get that schedule all figured out, I'll be gone!