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    Warning: Guy with Sword

    hehe...

    check out this Ebay Auction item.

    2203034880. "Warning: Protected by Guy with Sword".




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    quite amusing
    "One more duel would make his reputation.. young ladies would take to their smellingsalts whenever he narrowed his eyes.." - The Duellists -

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    There's actually a female version. It says WARNING: Protected by Girl with Sword.

    I was handing some of these out at our club a few months ago.

    Oh, and check out the OTHER fencing sticker. It says WARNING: Fencing makes me horny.


    Quite a lot of people at the salle liked that one too!

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    As in it gives you lizard-like reflexes?

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    Depends on which lizard we're talking about!

    Now if we're talking LOUNGE lizard, then it's appropriate! Anybody remember Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards?

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    Now if we're talking LOUNGE lizard, then it's appropriate! Anybody remember Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards?
    *shudders as the horde of ancient repressed video game memories surge back into his brain...*

    gee. thanks.

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    Originally posted by Strytllr
    *shudders as the horde of ancient repressed video game memories surge back into his brain...*

    gee. thanks.
    Hey, glad to be of service! What, you didn't LIKE that game?! How about....... Leather Goddesses of Phobos?

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    That sounds like an x-rated movie.
    There are no damn chickens in my room!
    "All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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    Originally posted by Soldier
    That sounds like an x-rated movie.
    That's EXACTLY what I thought when I bought it back in the 80s! Unfortunately, it's a text based game from like 1988 if not earlier.... Imagine my disappointment!

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    Sick, sick, sick...
    There are no damn chickens in my room!
    "All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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    Leisure Suit Larry... oh, the horror. *covers eyes*

    I do remember the game... I think I always drowned in the bathroom when the toilet would flood or got mugged in the alley. Then the computer crashed, and I wasn't too upset to see the game go. I had better things to play.

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    Originally posted by blue_falcon
    WARNING: Fencing makes me horny.
    I know someone who ought to have that printed on the chastity belt she should be wearing.....
    In the Sword is Truth

    SHS Varsity Fencing Team

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    Originally posted by Hyperion1250
    I know someone who ought to have that printed on the chastity belt she should be wearing.....
    Got her phone number?

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