Does anyone know fencing quotes?

[SJB]

"If you can't beat the sh** you are the sh**."

-My Coach to me and when he fenced his coach to him, in reference to "less experienced" fencers. I guess it's an old Hungarian adage.

[Nusy]

...I guess it's an old Hungarian adage...

Some kind of...

[Aestro]

I posted these in another thread, but I have 2 favorites, then one I've heard a few times:

Rule number 1: He who impales himself is wrong.

Parry nine(or zero): Don't be there.

A potted plant can judge electric epee.

[Phoenix]

My Grandma is faster than you!

I need to make this into a shirt and give it to me coaches

[Tireur]

"Stop waving your phallace at me!"
-Member of my team to a guy who liked whipping his blade.

Just imagine if he was waving a phallus!!

[fencingguy]

From a Sabre fencer after a bad call by his ref at a highschool tournament, said with gradually increasing volume.

"Is that your call sir?... Is that your call?... Well f$#% you sir!"