01-30-2001, 08:03 PM
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| How do you beat Cliff Bayer?
How do you beat Cliff Bayer? | 
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01-31-2001, 07:10 AM
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01-31-2001, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Magyar puchta/Humboldt county, CA
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| Dress up in an FIE officials Jacket, walk up to him and "accidently" drop your credentials, and as he picks them up for you wack him up side the head with a crow bar. It's the only way to be sure.......
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01-31-2001, 07:55 AM
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| Ask Kim Young Ho
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01-31-2001, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Georgia
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| Hit him fifteen times before he hits you fifteen times.
Train hard. Have excelente coordination. Be in top physical condition.
Train like an athlete instead of like a typical fencer. 
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01-31-2001, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sacramento, CA USA
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| I can't believe someone actually started a topic devoted to Cliff Bayer. 
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01-31-2001, 12:35 PM
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[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ]
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01-31-2001, 03:02 PM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: NY
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| Have your blade sharpened before the match. | |
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01-31-2001, 08:38 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: NY
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| On another thought, just challenge CB to an epee game. He is a foilist, so maybe he sucks at other weapons.  | |
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02-01-2001, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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| Do what i did in a Saber match once (even though it was a TOY)
Stick a pistol down the back of your breeches, move back, reach around and bang, all over...
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02-01-2001, 02:32 AM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: cleveland Oh USA
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| Swordsen, right on, thats is the only way to do it on the strip train like he does or, wait ten years till Cliff gets older and maybe slower, then take him, me? im going out and take on M J one on one(Jackson not Jordan)
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02-02-2001, 05:21 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Ypsilanti, Mi USA
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| I'd be surprised to see Cliff Bayer still fencing ten years from now if what I've read about the severe damage he's been doing to his knees is true. Fencing Coach Bayer is more likely his future I think. So, in ten years I'd beat him by beating his students.
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02-03-2001, 11:10 AM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Michigan
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| I watched a tape with him on it. A lot of times you can find that a person does a lot of the same stuff over and over and over. I figure out what technique or I should say combinations of techniques. He is just like everybody elso just study what he does. But I give him credit he is very good. | |
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02-03-2001, 11:25 AM
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#14 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Everywhere USA
Posts: 219
| To Clean Touch,
Touché mon frérè. So lame.
This should be stuck in the Water Cooler topic or on the pages of Cliff Bayer N' You Magazine.
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