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How do you beat Cliff Bayer? How do you beat Cliff Bayer?
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Dress up in an FIE officials Jacket, walk up to him and "accidently" drop your credentials, and as he picks them up for you wack him up side the head with a crow bar. It's the only way to be sure....... "Kill the men, save the women, and by the gods, do not spill the wine"
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Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease......
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Hit him fifteen times before he hits you fifteen times.
Train hard. Have excelente coordination. Be in top physical condition.
Train like an athlete instead of like a typical fencer.
If you give a man a fire, he is warm for the night.
If you set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
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I can't believe someone actually started a topic devoted to Cliff Bayer.  Est-ce que l'attaque etait bon? Mais Oui!!
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[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ]
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Have your blade sharpened before the match.
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On another thought, just challenge CB to an epee game. He is a foilist, so maybe he sucks at other weapons. 
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Do what i did in a Saber match once (even though it was a TOY)
Stick a pistol down the back of your breeches, move back, reach around and bang, all over... Reuben
"Le singe violet laveur de vaiselle"
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Swordsen, right on, thats is the only way to do it on the strip train like he does or, wait ten years till Cliff gets older and maybe slower, then take him, me? im going out and take on M J one on one(Jackson not Jordan)
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I'd be surprised to see Cliff Bayer still fencing ten years from now if what I've read about the severe damage he's been doing to his knees is true. Fencing Coach Bayer is more likely his future I think. So, in ten years I'd beat him by beating his students.
Mike
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I watched a tape with him on it. A lot of times you can find that a person does a lot of the same stuff over and over and over. I figure out what technique or I should say combinations of techniques. He is just like everybody elso just study what he does. But I give him credit he is very good.
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To Clean Touch,
Touché mon frérè. So lame.
This should be stuck in the Water Cooler topic or on the pages of Cliff Bayer N' You Magazine.
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Lumberg.
"...ahhh, we have sort of a problem here... yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS report" Lumberg.
"Drugs are bad, m'kay."
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