10-11-2003, 01:49 AM
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| Quote as much of Monty Python: The search for the holy grail.
I'm here, with nothing to do, so i thought I'd start another Python related thread. How many quotes can you remember?
.......damn, I can't think of any now........ | 
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10-11-2003, 01:50 AM
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10-11-2003, 01:57 AM
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| Oh dun get me started 
"I'm not dead!" "I feel fine!" "I think I'll go for a walk!" etc etc etc
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10-11-2003, 01:57 AM
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| http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
All the quotes in the world 
I'm kinda bored too... a few hours *48* till I have to go back to school... then i have my damn yr 11 final exam
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10-11-2003, 02:02 AM
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| If you're really that bored then you can always go in to the LIVECHAT room ... everynow n then you find some incredibly bored people there hehehe
right now its me and wizardly
dum de dum
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10-11-2003, 02:03 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by Talyn
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
All the quotes in the world
I'm kinda bored too... a few hours *48* till I have to go back to school... then i have my damn yr 11 final exam | Good luck in you exam.
So, which fencer r u?
r u going to Perth?
Avril. | |
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10-11-2003, 02:06 AM
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Thomas Chow ... I thought you would've gathered this from what downunder posted earlier...
Maybe ... I'm not sure - I'll probably go .. dpeending on how bored I am
- btw a funny thing happened I thought i saw a post by you that asked if I was a cadet, U20's or something...
meh
anyway i still have another year in the u17's category I just turned 16
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10-11-2003, 03:00 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by Talyn
Thanks
Thomas Chow ... I thought you would've gathered this from what downunder posted earlier...
Maybe ... I'm not sure - I'll probably go .. dpeending on how bored I am
- btw a funny thing happened I thought i saw a post by you that asked if I was a cadet, U20's or something...
meh
anyway i still have another year in the u17's category I just turned 16 | Yeah, I did ask if u were a cadet or junior... ...until I realised how stupid I was asking that! | |
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10-11-2003, 03:53 PM
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| "It is but a flesh wound"
"I cut your bloody arm off!"
"come back here ill bite your legs off!"
"I blow my nose at you you silly british scum, and i **** in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and you father smelled of elderberries!"
"Oh great sorcerer. By what name may we call you?"
"There are some who call me... tim"
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10-11-2003, 09:17 PM
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| "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
I have a monty python quote for every occasion.
"But father, I don't want all of that..."
"What... is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"African or European swallow?"
"What... I don't know that! AAAHHHHH"
"They could grab it by the husk!"
"You think you can wield supreme executive power... just because some watery tart threw a sword at you?!"
"Strange women lying in ponds"
"Find the mightiest tree in the forest, and cut it down wiiiiiith... A HERRING!" (DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I could go on.. should I?
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"Run away! Run away!"
"We already have one!"
"you've already got one?"
"he said he's already got one!"
(snicker) "I told dem weev already got one!"
"Welcome to the castle Anthrax!"
It goes on, and on, and on...
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10-12-2003, 02:42 PM
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| "theres some lovely filth over here"
"...witches float... and what else also floats"
"cherries!"
"gravy!"
"very small rocks!"
"...and the people feasted on the..... .... and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and-" "get to the point!" "thou shalt pull the pin from the holy hand grenade. Then thou shalt count to three. 4 thou shall not count... noither count thou two excepting that though then proceed to three... 5 is right out..." "ready? one-two-five!""three sir!""three!"
lol i could do this all day | |
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10-12-2003, 07:22 PM
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| "Can't I have just a little peril?" "No, it's too perilous."
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10-13-2003, 09:13 AM
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| With reference to the “watery tart” one; he also uses the term “moistened bint” at one point which always gets me…
And extending one that’s also been mentioned - “And now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m bein’ repressed!”
More:
“Let us not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.”
“Then, lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the enemy, being naughty in thy sight, shall snuff it!”
“We are the Knights who say...NIH! And we demand…. a shrubbery! We shall say NIH to you if you do not appease us!”
“I wave my private parts at your aunts, you sons of a window-dresser!”
"Oh, naughty Zoot! She must have left our Grail-shaped beacon alight! She must be punished. You must spank her! Then, you must spank me!"
I haven’t seen that for ages – must get a copy on video. 
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10-13-2003, 11:42 AM
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| "but she's got huuuuuge.... Tracks of land.. "
"... She turned me into a newt!...." "a newt??" "....... I got better.."
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10-13-2003, 12:03 PM
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| "I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken,
His limbs all hacked and split and his body burned away,
Brave brave brave, brave Sir Robin."
"'OOOOOOHHH!'
'No no no, at the back of the throat, Arrrgghhh'
'No, Oooooohh in suprise and alarm'
'Oh, you mean Aaaahhhh!'
'yes, AAAAHHH!'"
"'Cest Le pin, tres Immense!'
'Qua?'
'Allez'
'Wha?'
'Let's go'
'Oh'"
"There are some who call me.........................Tim?"
"BUT!... Only follow if ye be men of valor, for DEATH awaits ye all, with big nasty, pointed teeth!"
"What an eccentric performance"
And my personal favourite exchange...
"When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one, stayed up. And that's what your going to get son, the strongest castle in these islands.
'But I don't want land'
'Listen, Alex'
'Herbert.'
'Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get.'
'I know. But I'd rather...'
'Rather what?'
'Id rather...just...si..'
'No you don't, you not going into a song while I'm here.'"
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10-13-2003, 12:19 PM
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| "but id rather just... sing"
"and there was much rejoicing"
"so whats the plan?"
"Galahad, Lancelot, and I will leap out of the rabbit. Catching them completely off guard, and by surprise"
"who jumps out of the rabbit?"
"Galahad, Lancelot, and... well perhaps if we built a giant badger..."
"...WHAT... is your favorite color?"
"blue... no yelloooooooooooooooooooooow"
"now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you another time you english Kin-nigits"
"You must bring us another shrubbery.. only place it slightly higher so it gives a nice two level effect"
"We are now... no longer the knights who say ni!... we are now the nights who say...ecki-ecki-ecki-paklang-zoop-boing....NI!"
ok i havent seen the movie in a while and some of these are messed up but theyre still funny. ok ill stop before i quote the entire movie | |
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10-13-2003, 06:22 PM
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| haha, that's a great on.
"You must bring us... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY! Only place it slightly high so it gives a nice two level effect with a little path down the middle."
"Oh, woe is the day when passing ruffians say "NI!" to old ladies."
I also like the part where (although it's hard to catch) you see Sir I cant' remember his name (the "scientific" one), let a dove go with a coconut tied to his leg.
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10-13-2003, 11:24 PM
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| KNEE!!!! | |
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10-14-2003, 12:06 AM
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| "Nu!" "Ni." "Nu!" "No, it's 'Ni!'" | |
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10-14-2003, 07:06 AM
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| Thanx Everyone!
Thanx everyone! What would the world be without Monty Python? | |
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