"Sir Lancelot, The Brave,"
"Sir Galahad, The Pure,".....
and the aptly named
"Sir Not Appearing In This Film."
"Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!"
KNIGHTS: [singing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
[dancing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
[in dungeon]
PRISONER:
[clap clap clap clap]
[in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS:
[tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
it's a busy life in Camelot.
MAN:
I have to push the pram a lot.
[outdoors]
ARTHUR:
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
you can find the complete script
here