"I here by invoke the right of Parlet!" (silent 'T').

[Avril Roddam]

THAT's RIGHT! I want all your quotes form Pirates of the Caribbean!

"Yes, but why the rum?"

"I was rooting for you the whole time!"

"Sorry, it's just such a pretty boat.. ..ship!"

[Zelda]

"You want painful? Try wearing a corset!"
I'll see you next week Av.

[Iwant2bafencer]

Z you stole my line!
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset." gotta love it

"How far are you willing to go for this girl?" "I'd die for her." "Good, no worries then."

"It would never have worked out between us."
"Oh, Will, nice hat."

"Paar . . . . puuu . . . . peeer . . ." "Parlet?" "Yes, that's it."

I dun think you want me to keep going. I love that movie I just might start from the begining.

[wflaschka]

Absolute favoritest line:

"Mister Cotton's parrot... same question."

[Iwant2bafencer]

"as far as we can tell that means 'yes'."

"But it's bad luck to bring a woman onboard." "I'm affraid it's worse luck if we dont'."

"Stop! Blowing holes! In my ship!!!"

[Saber-Psycho]

Barbossa;

First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

[MyraTrue]

Nothing beats the "Very Model of a Modern Major General"

I found myself singing that at an epee tournament... while fencing. But it makes for good footwork.

[Iwant2bafencer]

"I am disenclined to Aqueist your request. . . means no."
Or however you spell it.

[Angwyn Lothar]

".... And really bad Eggs.."

"You cheated!" "Pirate...."

"if you'd had played fair, i would have killed you... " "not good insentive for me to play fair then.."

"But WHY'S the RUM gone?!"

"...there'll be no living with her after this.. "

[darius]

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment ... that was it."

"We've reached a special place... Spiritually ... ecumenically ... grammatically."

Johnny Depp had a quotably excellent turn in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico", too...although its appeal is far narrower than "Pirates," because of its Tarantinoesque violence.

"No, I'll shoot the cook. My car is out back anyway."

"Kid, have you ever shot one of these before? Good. You shouldn't because they are very, very bad. But right now I need you to kill that guy for me."

darius

[Tigerlily86]

"Par-... parloo, parlee, parlooloo, parsley..." "Parley?" "Thats it!"


"That is by far THE WORST pirate ive ever seen"

"Thankee Jack" "Youre welcome" "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

"That signal is a thousand feet high! The intire navy is out here looking for me. with luck they'll be here within the hour"..."But why is all the rum gone?"

Heehee i could quote the entire movie... but perhaps ill spare you from that

[Iwant2bafencer]

"and Don't do anything stupid . . . like that."

no we named the monkey Jack Ahahahaha! I love this movie!

[Duelist]

Will: I'd kill you in a fair fight

Jack: Well than that's not much of an incentive for me to fight fair...

[Angwyn Lothar]

"First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was not part of our agreement so I must do nothing. Secondly, you have to be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. Thirdly, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call guildlines than actual rules."

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Mr. Gibbs: It's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping!
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who does the waking buys a drink for the man who was sleeping, then the man who was sleeping drinks the drink while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it!
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

[Moonitic]

You mean there are WORDS in that movie? WOW! To think, I spent all my time enthralled with the eye candy...

[Angwyn Lothar]

lol.. You have a point. Keira Knightley is pretty hot...


Oh and happy 800th post..

[Iwant2bafencer]

Ah and a hally tenth post. I think I should have beent o about 700 or 800 or something, I think my counter's been messed up oh well.

Yes Moon the very good tasting eye candy was not all that was in the movie.

"Aye, then you can get yourself a reall glass eye."
"This one itches somethin fierse"
"don't scratch it."

[frenzl]

the best quote in the movie and no one said it (i think)
J.depp-goo now lets see your foot work!

-or something like that

[Ramrod]

"Are you sure this is wise boy, crossing blades with a Pirate?"

[chuckchew]

people, people, people, if you watched the deleted scenes in the movie you would know that when they say "parler" they are talking about the french verb meaning "to speak" so please spell it correctly it is acceptable to spell the word as:
Parlez
or
Parler
they are both pronounced the same.
i'mm sorry but that was irritating me.
my sister wants to be a circus performer (bearded lady)