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National Talk Like a Pirate Day!!! September 19th is National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Hooray. . . er, I mean, AAARRRRR!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com
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rofl just in time for all of the talk of Pirates too  "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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Pirate foreplay:
"Drop your bloomers 'n raise your skirts lassie. Prepare t'be boarded!" “General Feraud has made occasional attempts to kill me. That does not give him the right to claim my acquaintance.”
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Pirate Comic : )
http://www.ucomics.com/overboard/
Been a little slow lately, but usually funny. * * *
You know you have a drinking problem when you wake up in Idaho and don't remember how many aliens it took to get you there.
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Talk like a modern pirate "Okay, I'll swap you my copy of Everclear for your copy of Eminem and a copy of MS Office" "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."
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high seas: arrr, booty, plunder, pillage, burn
modern: warez, cracks, hacks, worm
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the foil coach at my club uses talk like a pirate day to remember when my birthday is.
it's kind of scary.
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Arrrggghhh. Avast there mate! What about those of us talk like a pirate everyday? Rick
"Uncommon valor was a common virtue."
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Ahoy there me hearties! Hoist the Jolly Roger, splice the mainbrace and shiver me timbers! Pieces of eight! Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Make the landlubbers walk the plank!
Arrrrrr.
PS Tomorrow here in Blighty it's actually Jeans for Genes day, but this pirate thing is much more fun! Louweasel
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from" [Eddie Izzard]
"she might not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts"
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Minutes We smacks (freshmen) have to do what's called "calling minutes". This means that in the half hour preceding any mandatory formation (flight formations for lunch, the big wing-wide noon meal formation on Thursdays, etc. - primarily before meals), we go out and line up in the hallways at attention, and call the time remaining every five minutes. Each squadron follows the same format, slightly personalized for the squadron. Ours, for example, goes as follows:
"RATZ! There are twenty minutes to the first call for the flight formation! Uniform is: Blues. Menu for the noon meal includes: Grilled chicken sandwiches, chilled punch, chocolate pudding. I say again: There are twenty minutes to the first call for the flight formation. Secure your lights and rooms please!"
Our squadron is Squadron 33, the Ratz. The time is obviously changed every five minutes, and the menu, uniform, etc. is whatever it happens to be for the day. Today, however, being National Talk Like a Pirate Day, we heard the following from down the hall:
"LANDLUBBERS! There AAARRRR... (blah, blah, blah) ... Shiver me timbers, please!"
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, "What's the deal with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate replies, "Yar. It's drivin' me nuts."
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That's too funny!
National Talk Like a Pirate Day, eh? Us crazy people, we talk like pirates every day...I think it's something to do with the multiple times everyone I've known has seen Pirates of the Carribean. Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism.
*Sigmund Freud
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