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    Married on the strip?



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    ummmmmmm probaly should have gone to the cooler with ths one..........arcon

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    Hey arcon-

    if you find the girl who wants to do that, the Divisional Chairman for So.Cal. is a priest! ANd since we have our tournies on sundays, just drop him a line. Maybe you can arrange something....
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    Originally posted by Slim_Grady:
    Hey arcon-

    if you find the girl who wants to do that, the Divisional Chairman for So.Cal. is a priest! ANd since we have our tournies on sundays, just drop him a line. Maybe you can arrange something....
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    gman

    Actually, Father Calhoun's the Vice Chair this year, Gradster. Terry Dix is the Chair.

    However, I'd HATE to be the person who spoke up during the "Speak now or forever hold your pirce" part of the ceremony. Did you see him when Van Housen and Bowles were arguing the calls? Yeesh! Never piss off the priest!



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    this is a trip .....didnt mean it to sound like......."arcon seeks wife to tie knot on fencing strip" but since were flirting with this.......how many female fencers out there would consider getting married to the Mr.Right on strip? What would you want your vows to be?

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    Getting married on the strip is like one of those "freak" weddings like when couples get married on a roller coaster or while scuba diving.
    I'm against it not because it's sacriligious but because it's tacky. Tacky tackola. Tack von tackiston. Tacka-laka-ding-dang-dong.
    Getting married in Vegas with an Elvis costume is a different story.

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    Easy lumberg......your gonna pop a blood vessel if your not careful.......lighten up man......your taking all this way to serious..................arcon the doctor.

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    Hey Moon ....you out there.....Zelda.......cutter ....hey guys(girls) who was it that call me gross ? over a year ago? wasnt it Suzy something.? I think that was the first time i signed my name arcon the something. It was "arcon the gross" i believe........so Lumberg your just gonna have to put up with it or ignore....it ! sorry man......
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    Mango ....this was all in jest and for fun....but i do appreciate your sincere post.
    .........................(this is for lumberg).............arcon the humble

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    To arcon,
    Try and get out some more. It'll be good for you.

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    Hey, at least the female part of the equation is wearing white.
    =)=///

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    Ok, Lumberg ....where're we going?......
    ...................arcon the nite owl

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    arcon, I'm here but my brain is fried from too much sun so I'm not thinking straight. BTW it was me who called you gross last year I think. As for getting married on the strip, NO WAY HOSEY! being married TO the strip is another question!
    Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!

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    Zelda.........Im sooooooooooooo disapointed
    You were my first choice......(to be married on strip).......my heart is broken.....i guess ill just go fall on my sword now....
    .................see ya.......arcon the dead

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    ooooooooooooooooooo Im the ghost of AAAAAArrrrrrrrrrccccccccoooooonnnnnnnnn
    looking for Zelda! why did you do this to me? wwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?
    ....................aaaaaaarrrrrrcccccconnnn

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    Pizza and beer, of course!
    Remember those who put their lives in danger for your sake.

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    arcon-
    This thread has me in stictches!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Don't forget dry white wine for your guests with more mature taste and make sure that pizza has lots of pepperoni.

    The cake has to have gold colored swords!

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    Who said anything about cake?

    Beer needs two out of the three following criteria (only after being deprived of it for 8 months did I add the third one!)

    1. Cold
    2. Free
    3. Alcohol

    Pizza - well, anything goes as long as it has anchovies and no pineapple!
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    Ill need a wedding cake. should we put a statue of a fencer on top.......male or female ......and in what position.....ummmmm sounds kinky.......well you know......a lunge? a passata soto....? Ohhhh what do it do......so much to do and so little....time
    .......damn i broke a nail......and the humidity.......my hairs a mess.....help....girlssssssss helllllllllPP
    ....................arcon the overworked
    ps....and fencingguy....ill spell it out this time .....im not GAY......but i do have bad hair days...................arcon

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    I know i need a day off......ummmm mergs..Wheres my rocket and cowboy hat?
    .................arcon the stressed

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