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Glad I could help round out your knowledge of Her-stery...
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Imagine that!
Seeing an Egyptian Cheerleader's car in Kodiak, Alaska! . . . . With a funny bumper sticker to boot.
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Yeah. It's a real melting pot here. Specially when you consider we have about 50 miles of paved road total!
Of course, I can only assume it was an Egyptian Cheerleader. It's possible the auto owner just thought it was humorous...
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Since I'm really into the whole environmentalist thing and don't really like Bush I bought a bumper sticker that says "More trees, less Bush"
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A few of my favorites:
"I'd rather be driving."
Seen on a car with a Florida plate: "Don't blame me. My vote wasn't counted."
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Kids! live old enough to be a pain in the a$$ to your kids.
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"Honk if you think Im jesus"
Also, my favorite which I have on my car and am convinced is the reason I encounter so many crazy drivers:
A bright yellow square with TINY black print on it that you could only read if your face was right up next to it literally, that says:
"Nosy little F'er aren't you?"
uncensored of course. "Their interpretation is, however, refuted most elegantly by your system of radioactive atom + amplifier + charge of gun powder + cat in a box"
-Albert Einstein, in a letter to Erwin Schrödinger
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bumper sticker I still like this one..
Normal People Worry Me... Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
-Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by star00girl "More trees, less Bush" Must...resist...temptation...
Must....resist...
Must...
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Actually I think it's usually written "More trees, less Bushes," otherwise it sounds like a lewd innuendo...
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Originally posted by Sildar Actually I think it's usually written "More trees, less Bushes," otherwise it sounds like a lewd innuendo... No I have the bum,per sticker with me. It says more trees, less bush
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So wattcha got against lewd innuendo??
Save a tree, eat a beaver and all that.
Save water shower with a friend.
O.K. Inq, letter rip! “General Feraud has made occasional attempts to kill me. That does not give him the right to claim my acquaintance.”
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I love cats . . . wanna trade recipe's?
On the back of a new mercedes -
"I'm not a Princess...
I'm not, I'm not, I'M NOT.
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Where can you see these stickers on your automobile fenders:
Fencers spread there thighs and let the fruit hang low.
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"Kinky is using a feather. Using the whole chicken is perverted."
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"militant agnostic - I'm not sure and neither are you!"
"Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Chiswick, fresh horses! We ride at once to rebellious Stoke where it is my sworn intent to approach the city walls, bare my broad buttocks, and shout "Behold! I honor thee most highly!"
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"Fencers have deeper thrusts"
"My other car is a broom"
"Fish tremble at the mention of my name"
There is a website that sells mean stickers to put on other peoples cars, like "F*** the Cops"
Of course, my personal favourite, in large black letters:
"Turn Off the F'ing Cell Phone and Drive!!" Never *ever* take anyone for granted. Sure, you might have beaten them last time, but maybe, just maybe, they've been practicing;
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"Canada--leading the world in being north of the US" Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.
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WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."
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