Sit on Faggot's lap...

[Faggot the Hutt]

and ask me a question!


Hello, faggitos! Welcome to Fencing101.com. My name is Faggot and I wanna welcome you to my little thread of the web. (Craig is a facist and won't give me my own section, so until I've enough photos of you all for my website, this will have to do.)

Ask me anything, anything at all, and I shall answer your inane, little questions. Ask me about the meaning of life, your job, fencing- who cares, just ask!
What are you waiting for?

[Faggot the Hutt]

No one wants to sit on Faggot's lap to ask me a question. Aw... I'm a sad, sad faggot.

I don't have any weird diseases, or anything. Honest.

C'mon over and ask me a question... it's, uh, good for curing scurvy. Yeah, you don't want to catch scurvy. Scurvy bad.

[Ramrod]

Hey FTH,

I don't think I want to sit on your lap, but I would like to ask some questions since you have offered. If you would allow I will ask several in one post to save time.

Do you fence?

Do you regularly show up to insult folks on other boards? I know about FS, but I'm curious if your visits are only to fencing related sites.

Will the WMD ever be found in Iraq?

You seem widely read. Are you university educated or self taught?

How much fun do you really have goading others?

That's all for now, thanks.

[Faggot the Hutt]

Greetings, Ramrod.

Do I fence? I haven't brought up fencing much, if at all since I've been posting here, so I can see why you'd ask. Yes, I do fence.

I do go to other boards outside of FS & F101 that aren't related to fencing, but not to insult people. I'll visit to gather information, or offer ideas when they are needed.

I don't believe WMD's will be found. During the early 80's the United States did supply Iraq with weapons for their use against Iran, so one can say with authority that there had been WMD's in Iraq at one time. But, since the last war, I think it became clear to Saddam that in a new war against the U.S., using WMD's would only guarantee that he would have the full force of American hatred against his country. And, since Saddam had no enemies on his borders, there was nothing to gain by maintaining a biological/chemical weapons program. What many people don't understand about the Islamic community is that they all consider each other brothers/sisters. Sure, Iran and Iraq fought at one time, but they are still brothers. (If you've spent time with Arabs, one would understand, if not accept this ideology.) I think Saddam has long since destroyed the weapons, for said reasons, and because with our technological abilities, we simply would have found something by now.

Anyone who has spent time in the lab knows that chemists can find trace amounts of virtually anything, even after extended periods of time. One can't just wash-off gun residue. It will stay on your hands and your clothes for weeks after a gunshot. The same holds true for biological/chemical weapons. If there was so much as an iota of a weapons trace anywhere on a barrel, a table, a glass... the U.S. would have found it by now. Chemicals can't be destroyed, they can only be broken down into their basic elements. (Obviously I don't have access to the same information that our leaders do, but it's my quarter.)

I am University educated.

Well, it's not so much that I have fun insulting others, though at times it can be quite funny. By attacking people on this board, I present myself as a target and so what I get is not humor, but the knowledge of where I am weak should someone make a valid point.

[Ramrod]

Thanks for the reply. Sorry it took a while to get back.

I disagree somewhat about the WMD. I think we will find traces of past programs, i.e. the mobile labs that were discovered.

I'm with you though on not believing that we will find anything of sufficient quantity to say "Ahah, told you so!"

There is no question that Saddam had such weapons programs, and I'm sure we knew about them as we, probably furnished him with key components for these programs.

I think it is conceivable that in the end Saddam felt that the greatest damage could be done to US credibility by destroying these programs and as much evidence of their existance as possible.

I certainly understand the Arab feeling that "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." The Middle East has seen such turmoil for so many thousands of years, with numerous outside invaders that I don't think it unnatural for them to band together against perceived common enemies. Much like what occurs in many families. We can bicker amoung ourselves but don't you say anthing ag'in us.


Since you visit other boards how come you only argue/set yourself up as a target only on fencing boards?

What's your take on what happened to Osama Bin Laden?. Where do you think he is most likely hidden out?

[Queen of Hearts]

No, I will not sit on your lap but I will ask you a question.

What does WMD stand for? Sorry I'm blonde.....

[MyrddinsPrecint]

weapons of mass destruction

[Queen of Hearts]

Oops. Should have know.

[Faggot the Hutt]

I disagree somewhat about the WMD. I think we will find traces of past programs, i.e. the mobile labs that were discovered.

They were balloon trucks. And, the last of the 230+ suspected sites have been inspected with no trace evidence found. American intelligence says, "D'oh!"


Since you visit other boards how come you only argue/set yourself up as a target only on fencing boards?

There are a wide range of backgrounds I can attack. Lawyers fence, doctors fence, phsicists fence... etc. The other sites I go to are specialty sites, with only one kind of intelligence.


What's your take on what happened to Osama Bin Laden?. Where do you think he is most likely hidden out?

I have no evidence for or against his death. I am as clueless as Uncle Sam on that one.

[Max]

Wow. You're like a version of the "Pretender" only instead of saving lives you use your powers to annoy and to make mediocre jokes. It's truly stunning. Like when that stripper cop tasered me. Were you locked in a secret laboratory for your childhood, only recently breaking out to find out about the real world around us, and about twinkies and napster and how carnivals suck? Do you break into hospitals with fake ID's and work as a doctor, saving people's lives to make fun of their hairstyles? Do you pose as a lawyer to give other evil lawyer's their cummuppins and to win outrageous settlements, like some guy who won millions of dollars because his eyeglasses were shatterproof, not bulletproof? Do you pose as a secret agent to pull down FBI jerks' pants off? I'm onto you.

[cornflower]

It's truly stunning. Like when that stripper cop tasered me.

You were tasered by a stripper cop? Interesting.

[Faggot the Hutt]

Wow. You're like a version of the "Pretender" only instead of saving lives you use your powers to annoy and to make mediocre jokes.

How do you expect me to save someone's life on a fencing website, surgery by proxy chat board?

[Saber-Psycho]

Why are you so completely starved for attention?

[Faggot the Hutt]

Why are you so completely starved for attention?

Why is your *** so completly airtight? How about YOU get of my planet, you clearly non-psychotic S.O.B..

[AdventureDiva]

hey now, let's not get snippy with each other.

do you really live in NYC? do you live in manhattan, or one of the other boroughs? i've only been once, but hope to move there the minute i graduate from high school.

what weapon do you fence? this may have been answered somewhere else in this thread, but i don't have the energy to read it all right now. i fence sabre mainly, and a little of the other two, although i seem to be developing an affinity for foil.

do you watch queer eye for the straight guy? or do you find that they are overdramatic caricatures of actual gay people? i, personally, would love to take carson home with me.

well, that's all for now

~Rachael~

[AdventureDiva]

wow, i really sound like i'm trying to be smart there. i'm not trying, it just comes naturally. i mean...
~Rachael~

[Saber-Psycho]

Why is your *** so completly airtight? How about YOU get of my planet, you clearly non-psychotic S.O.B..

And you wonder why Craig won't give you your own thread?

Oh non-psychotic, that's hurts, hurts so very very deeply.
I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

[Faggot the Hutt]

i've only been once, but hope to move there the minute i graduate from high school.

Stay out of Manhattan, unless you enjoy over-paying for everything. Though, you will really enjoy the food and the shopping. If you get the chance, check out Late Night with David Letterman.

Brooklyn is okay, but you may run into trouble trying to get an apartment if you move there. There are a lot of racial and religious divides now. Some places won't rent out to you unless you're Jewish, some places put you on a long waiting list, unless you're willing to pay a waiting list "fee." The closer you get to touristy parts of Brooklyn, the less of a divide you'll see.

The Bronx is actually not as scary as people make it out to be. Yes, there are bad parts, but that's everywhere in New York. There are a lot of old people in the Bronx. They're not so bad if you push 'em out the way, and it's very easy to rob them. Always leave 'em enough money for cab fare, though, that's only fair- I mean they are old afterall.

Staten Island is probably the best place to be. It's not too expensive, and there's something about it that is almost quieting, even though it still has that New York grit. The only problem is the time spent commuting.

I've never been to Queens, though my name would imply otherwise, so I can't offer you any advice on it.

what weapon do you fence?

Not tellin'. It'd be easier to discover my secret identity.

do you watch queer eye for the straight guy? or do you find that they are overdramatic caricatures of actual gay people?

I don't watch that show too often. We have very different fashion tastes, and I don't agree with much of the advice they give to people. Carson gets on my nerves, and I want to ***** slap him. He's turning into too much of a little diva.

[Faggot the Hutt]

And you wonder why Craig won't give you your own thread?

Oh non-psychotic, that's hurts, hurts so very very deeply.
I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

You know nothing of the relationship that Craig and I share, so don't go there hussy. Second, I was making a lame attempt at irony with that non-psychotic bit. Now, bugger off.

[Max]

What do you think of salami?