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    Quote Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken!
    I'm starting to wish I was in vancouver instead. Your fun to chat with... this is like a game of ping-pong.
    Damn straight, Vancouver's the best, even if half of it isn't straight! Oh! I just rhymed! Did I? It's 4:36am and I don't ****ing know what I'm saying right now. It feels like my hands are detached from my wrists and typing of their own accord. Do you think it's the excessive Coke-drinking today? Hmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornflower
    Damn straight, Vancouver's the best, even if half of it isn't straight! Oh! I just rhymed! Did I? It's 4:36am and I don't ****ing know what I'm saying right now. It feels like my hands are detached from my wrists and typing of their own accord. Do you think it's the excessive Coke-drinking today? Hmm...
    I'd say for you its the excessive coke smoking. I never knew vancouver was a gay warehouse. I wouldnt call that a rhyme, and if it is, then I'm a retard. Are you hot?
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    I wouldn't know. I remember some girl going "OH MY GOD, you're SOOOOO cute." Which was ****ing annoying. ReverseLunge called me cute in my guestbook. I was flattered, yet somehow really creeped out since he hasn't even seen a picture of me. If someone else calls me cute again, I swear, I'll scream, attack them and beat them savagely. But then again, a person who knows me well, would point out, "Oh, but Victoria, aside from the fact you're only a 108-pounder, you're too sweet and wimpy to beat the **** out of anybody". Oh and I don't smoke Coke... I DRINK Coke, or was that a typo on your part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornflower
    I wouldn't know. I remember some girl going "OH MY GOD, you're SOOOOO cute." Which was ****ing annoying. ReverseLunge called me cute in my guestbook. I was flattered, yet somehow really creeped out since he hasn't even seen a picture of me. If someone else calls me cute again, I swear, I'll scream, attack them and beat them savagely. But then again, a person who knows me well, would point out, "Oh, but Victoria, aside from the fact you're only a 108-pounder, you're too sweet and wimpy to beat the **** out of anybody". Oh and I don't smoke Coke... I DRINK Coke, or was that a typo on your part?

    108.... I could hold you up with one arm. It wasnt a typo, it was a joke. You got to be one of the wierdest girls I've ever talked to online. Reverse lunge is sort of a creep, then again, he has ways of finding out who you are.
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    Quote Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken!
    108.... I could hold you up with one arm. It wasnt a typo, it was a joke. You got to be one of the wierdest girls I've ever talked to online. Reverse lunge is sort of a creep, then again, he has ways of finding out who you are.
    "Weird"? You have a way with girls, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornflower
    "Weird"? You have a way with girls, buddy.
    Wierd as in kinky.. its good and fun and sexy and all that. What do you mean by I have a way with girls?
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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    Quote Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken!
    Wierd as in kinky.. its good and fun and sexy and all that. What do you mean by I have a way with girls?
    Do you know what sarcasm is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** the Hutt
    A.) To say something is pear shaped is a London slang meaning that something is wrong.

    B.) You want to know if I'm British because I said the phrase "Bugger off."
    You answer to a) is the answer I was looking for, for b). I don't think you've answered a)!

    Btw, I didn't notice you using the phrase Bugger Off, so I wasn't wondering whether you were British.
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    Sorry if I grossed ya out people, I just had to have my fun.
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben

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