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    If Zombie Invasion occurred

    If invasion of zombie occurred in society today what do you think will happen? Hypothetical the zombie invasion is in United States or your current location/province. What is best to do?

    I will go to my brother's home in the country area

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    Send them to you or DavidX.
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    Send them to Alabama to meet their intellectual equals.
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    Ask them over for dinner.

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    From where would they be "invading"? The Rush Limbaugh Show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    From where would they be "invading"? The Rush Limbaugh Show?
    Zombia obviously.
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    Invent the Zomcon zombie remote control collar to turn them into a supply of cheap labor, and get rich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    From where would they be "invading"? The Rush Limbaugh Show?
    The House of Representatives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    From where would they be "invading"? The Rush Limbaugh Show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninja Forever View Post
    If invasion of zombie occurred in society today what do you think will happen? Hypothetical the zombie invasion is in United States or your current location/province. What is best to do?
    You know, shamble around, eat brains.

    I will go to my brother's home in the country area
    Ah, good to know. We'll see you there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K O'N View Post
    You know, shamble around, eat brains.



    Ah, good to know. We'll see you there.
    I will be invite you all. It is good to stay group. But if you come as zombie you not so welcome then

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    Quote Originally Posted by neevel View Post
    Invent the Zomcon zombie remote control collar to turn them into a supply of cheap labor, and get rich.
    Does the collar come with a fail-safe, in case the batteries die?
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    If the batteries die, they become zombie batteries. Duh.
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    Get them to ref the last day of Nationals. They would fit right in.
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    I am not NF

    I would have my weapons the m24 sniper rifle for distance and sight, the m4 for close quarters, two 1911 a1. 45 for closer range, a katana for extremely close range and a whistle to blow on when I am out of ammo so migopod can run up and save me and give me more guns

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    I think you people need to get serious and take the guesswork out of this very serious issue.
    http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva...6438963&sr=8-1

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    Quote Originally Posted by piste off View Post
    Get them to ref the last day of Nationals. They would fit right in.
    How to tell a shambling horde of exhausted refs from a shambling horde of zombies:

    Toss some heads of cauliflower in their path. If they're zombies, they'll mistake them for severed brains and try to eat them.
    If they're re refs, they'll pick them up, examine them, and then start complaining about how the USFA's reached a new low for venue lunches.
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