So I Heard 3

[qatet]

So, I heard that Yuri Gelman was actually the genius who was behind the tampering with pentathlete Boris Onishenko's weapons back in the 1976 Olympics. It was a remarkably prescient move for the 21-year-old. Although it undermined a fencer from his country, it was not only a weapon he didn't care about but in another sport entirely. And, in return, it was huge publicity for fencing - the only time the sport made the front page of the NY Times - and thus a brilliant way of building customer familiarity with the sport in a market that he would, more than a decade later, come to dominate. The tales of Yuri Gelman, international man of deviousness, know no bounds!

[Inquartata]

But does he make ya horny, baby? Does he?

[Allen Evans]

Warning, spoilers!

Yuri is also Luke Skywalker's dad.....

...but you didn't hear it from me.

[Bonehead]

Warning, spoilers!

Yuri is also Luke Skywalker's dad.....

...but you didn't hear it from me.

I heard Yuri makes 151 K a year and bench 500.

[MBalderson]

Warning, spoilers!

Yuri killed Dumbledore!

[fdad]

I heard Yuri makes 151 K a year and bench 500.

I heard Yuri can bench 151kg and makes 500K a year.

[migopod]

Isn't Yuri Gelman the guy who can bend spoons with his mind?

[piste off]

Isn't Yuri Gelman the guy who can bend spoons with his mind?

No, just sabers. And he can make them increase speed while doing it (only if they hit something first).

[edew]

I heard Yuri can bench 151kg and makes 500K a year.

That's, "... making $150K..." while living in Montana.

[Sinestra]

Some say he never blinks and he roams the woods at night foraging for wolves...all we know is, he's called The Stig Yuri Gelman.

[Bonehead]

Some say he never blinks and he roams the woods at night foraging for wolves...all we know is, he's called The Stig Yuri Gelman.

I heard Yuri Gelman is the real stig.

[piste off]

So, I heard that Yuri Gelman was actually the genius who was behind the tampering with pentathlete Boris Onishenko's weapons back in the 1976 Olympics.

Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Yuri Gelman will get you."

[qatet]

Some say he never blinks and he roams the woods at night foraging for wolves...all we know is, he's called The Stig Yuri Gelman.

Awww shoot. And here I thought that was Misha Shimshovich. I get so confused.

[Zilverzmurfen]

I get so confused.

Most foilists are.

[migopod]

Awww shoot. And here I thought that was Misha Shimshovich. I get so confused.

Isn't that the woman who stars in all those Resident Evil movies?

[Allex]

With tremendous amount of apology towards disturbing your yuletide tomfoolery - 'specially since it is directed mostly towards a Montanian who spends ridiculous amount of "gelt" on hallucinogenics and their food related side effects .

Please, y'all continue foraging forward with such witticisms - since surely you would do so if Yura G. or Misha S. would be replaced
by Greg M. or Buckie L. per se?

Misha S. has developed an Olympic Champion from being an 11 year old "bosyak" onwards - I know it was 1971, too long ago for most 'cept Inq - and it is such an ordinary result that it either has, can, or will be obtained by each piquant poster.

[edew]

Awww shoot. And here I thought that was Misha Shimshovich. I get so confused.

One econo-pak case of eye-bleach, please.

[bigdawg2121]

With tremendous amount of apology towards disturbing your yuletide tomfoolery - 'specially since it is directed mostly towards a Montanian who spends ridiculous amount of "gelt" on hallucinogenics and their food related side effects .

Please, y'all continue foraging forward with such witticisms - since surely you would do so if Yura G. or Misha S. would be replaced
by Greg M. or Buckie L. per se?

Misha S. has developed an Olympic Champion from being an 11 year old "bosyak" onwards - I know it was 1971, too long ago for most 'cept Inq - and it is such an ordinary result that it either has, can, or will be obtained by each piquant poster.

I don't think anyone in this thread has made or even attempted to make fun of or belittle anyone other than hippo...whiter accidentally or intentionally.

[Bonehead]

I don't think anyone in this thread has made or even attempted to make fun of or belittle anyone other than hippo...whiter accidentally or intentionally.

I heard that Greg Massaialas genetically engineered Alex using Chemical X.

[KD5MDK]

Using chemical DavidX