Would you rather . . .

[hippo]

Let's play Would You Rather! I'll post a "Would you rather..." question, next person answers, and posts their own.

Here it goes: Would you rather pee fire or poop ice cream? (without feeling pain of the fire)

[DavidX]

Pee fire
I would find it too hard not to eat my own poop which could start some unnatural feedback loop which would likely undo existance.

[jkormann]

Would you rather have The US National Anthem sung to you by Rosanne Barr or have to sing the same song on American Idol? It must include all verses.

[D'Art]

Have it sung by Rosanne Barr. From a different country.

WYR eat a silk tie or a beer can?

[Zilverzmurfen]

Have it sung by Rosanne Barr. From a different country.

WYR eat a silk tie or a beer can?

Eat a silk tie.
Canned beer is an abomination.


WYR tap dance all the way to Tipperary - whilst whistling that same song - or get whipped by electric eels?

[D'Art]

WYR tap dance all the way to Tipperary - whilst whistling that same song - or get whipped by electric eels?

Tap dance.

WYR eat a live electric ell or lick a plug socket?

[hippo]

I would rather eat the live electric eel.

Would you rather bang Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton?

[jkormann]

I would rather eat the live electric eel.

Would you rather bang Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton?

Given a wooden mallet, both. If not, then Oprah since I can then make $$ from other talk shows.

WYR fence DavidX or Craig?

[D'Art]

WYR fence DavidX or Craig?

DavidX, so that I can show him what I think of his idea for where I can stick my lovely bamboo deliciousness.

WYR be bitten by a female mosquito or Marilyn Manson?

[DavidX]

I would rather be whipped by electric eels whilst banging rosanne bar and hilary clinton and peeing fire and beercans into an electric socket than fence craig



(Again)

My blades can't take another one of craigs merciless tongue-fuddleings.

[jkormann]

*wheet*

Penalty on the field! Improper usage of the thread! Five rep deduction!

Continue!

*wheet wheet*

WYR: Read "War and Peace" or translate Kafka back into German?

[migopod]

Translate Kafka back to German.

Lick an electric fence or get casually pepper sprayed by a UC Davis riot cop.