10-03-2005, 08:56 PM
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#81 | | Senior Member
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| Romans CENTURION:
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN:
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION:
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN:
Aah!
CENTURION:
Come on!
BRIAN:
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION:
Goes like...?
BRIAN:
'Annus'?
CENTURION:
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN:
Eh. 'Anni'?
et cetera 
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10-03-2005, 09:02 PM
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#82 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by howtobrew CENTURION:
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN:
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION:
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN:
Aah!
CENTURION:
Come on!
BRIAN:
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION:
Goes like...?
BRIAN:
'Annus'?
CENTURION:
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN:
Eh. 'Anni'?
et cetera  | Oh God.....when Cleese started making Chapman diagram the graffiti sentence, I almost pissed my pants, it was so funny! |
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10-03-2005, 09:09 PM
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| Actually my favorite bit was watching The Meaning of Life with my Dad and seeing his reaction to the nude joggers chasing the condemned! Good thing Mom wasn't around, he was laughing so hard and turning so red in the face...
For the sex-ed class too. Watching that whole movie with him was hysterical.
Crunchy Frog...
the Cat Detector Van... Alvinge? sp?
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10-04-2005, 11:15 AM
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| Look what you guys have done, now I'm watching the dvd of the Holy grail again. |
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10-04-2005, 11:34 AM
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#85 | | the dark one
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| It's only a model.
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10-04-2005, 11:44 AM
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| NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the ANTARCTIC!
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10-06-2005, 09:35 PM
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| On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.
It is a silly place.
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10-07-2005, 01:15 PM
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| Just curious that noone's mentioned the philosopher's song yet... |
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10-07-2005, 03:04 PM
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#89 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by Fechter1 Just curious that noone's mentioned the philosopher's song yet... | I guess I never thought of that one - because I walk around singing it all the time. It has become part of my daily life and ceased to be a Pythonism. It also used to drive my philosphy professor nuts back in college.
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10-07-2005, 03:12 PM
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| "My name is spelled 'Richard Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced 'Throat-Warbler Mangrove.'" |
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10-07-2005, 03:13 PM
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| "And now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his brothers nose."
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10-07-2005, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen "And now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his brothers nose." | And now, in stereo!
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10-07-2005, 03:57 PM
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| Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
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10-07-2005, 04:26 PM
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#94 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| "Hello, and welcome to the middle of the film."
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10-07-2005, 04:32 PM
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| Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.
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10-07-2005, 07:16 PM
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#96 | | Boom!
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| "Have you... SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!!!!"
Cracks me up every time...
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10-07-2005, 08:06 PM
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| Fisheeeeee, fisheeeee, fisheeeee, fish?
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10-07-2005, 08:09 PM
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10-10-2005, 11:32 AM
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| It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as... plummet.
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10-10-2005, 12:24 PM
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| Camelot is a silly place
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