03-21-2003, 03:03 AM
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#61 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: North Bend, Washington, USA
Posts: 400
| "1..2..5!... "
" 3 SIR! "
".. 3! "
That or..
"MY BRAIN HURTS!!"
"IT'S GOT TO COME OUT! ALLLL THE LITTLE BITS OF IT."
"NURSE NUUURRSE... Oh... TAKE MR. GUMBY TO THE OPERATING ROOM!"
-insert scene with "doctors" around MR. Gumby with saws and meat cleavers..-
"ANESTHETIC.. ANESTHETIC.."
-man comes crashing through wall beside the door with fire extinguisher and proceeds to whack Mr. Gumby on the head- (end of skit)
my 2 personal favorites..
althought the Carnivorous house is pretty funny too.
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03-21-2003, 05:34 PM
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#62 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: 40D 34' 7.046" N by 74D 26' 23.503" W
Posts: 765
| Oh holy, hand grenade.
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03-21-2003, 11:22 PM
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#63 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Grand Rapids, MI, USA
Posts: 2,993
| Just remember that you're standing on a planet
that's evolving
and revolving
at nine thousand miles an hour;
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second,
so it's reckoned,
‘round the sun
that is the source of all our power;
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars
that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day--
In the outer spiral arm,
at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
of a galaxy
we call the Milky Way!
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred
million stars;
it's a hundred
thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand
light-years thick,
but out by us
it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic
Central Point,
we go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself
is one of millions
of billions in this
amazing and expanding universe!
Our universe itself
keeps on expanding
and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go,
that's the speed of light, you know,
twelve million miles a minute
and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling
very small
and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely was your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life
somewhere
out in space,
'cause there's bugger all
down here on Earth!
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03-21-2003, 11:37 PM
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#64 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| "And...always look on the bright side of life!" | |
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03-22-2003, 12:12 AM
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#65 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
Posts: 2,756
| do, de do, dee doo de doo de do....always look on the bright side of life, do de do de do de do de do.....
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03-22-2003, 01:42 AM
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#66 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Utah
Posts: 423
| And to go slightly off topic, although it does involve something funny and British,
I just discoverd Father Ted on BBC America. I drove everyone crazy laughing at last week.
I'm so bummed that there won't be any more since the actor who played Ted has passed away.
It probably shows how sick I am, but I particularly like Father Jack's adventures on the mainland.
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Writing is very easy. All you do is sit in front of a typewriter (or computer)keyboard and wait until little drops of blood appear on your forehead."
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10-02-2005, 11:58 PM
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#67 | | Just Joined
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| ooHH!
HELP, HELP, i'm be'in repressed,
BLOODY PEASANT!
Oh what a give away, did you hear that? Did you hear that aye?
That's what I'm on about,
You saw him repressing me...
You saw it didn't you...
IT'S VICTOR MATURE IN THE BLAZING FROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-03-2005, 12:00 AM
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#68 | | Just Joined
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Posts: 21
| this is a very niiice record, this is.
That's why I like it...
because it's very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..........
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10-03-2005, 12:03 AM
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#69 | | Just Joined
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Posts: 21
| We are no longer the knights who say "nee"
We are now the knights who say...
ECKY, ECKY, ECKY, FATANG ZOOMPBOING AND ZOWIEHILL.
we want.... A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-03-2005, 12:14 AM
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#70 | | Just Joined
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| You do in fact, have some cheese...
I'ts an cheese SHOP, sir.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you...
Right o sir.
BANG
what a senseless waste of human life...
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10-03-2005, 12:16 AM
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#71 | | Just Joined
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| help
somebody stop me, I could go on all night.
Monty Python rules the planet, and if you don't agree I'll sick hell's grannies on you
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10-03-2005, 12:21 AM
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#72 | | Just Joined
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| Empty headed animal food trough wiper
cheesy headed electric donkey bottom biter
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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10-03-2005, 01:19 AM
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#73 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 858
| in the original scripts for the HHGG radio show (precursor to the various versions of novels), the word "shrubbery" was used as a stage direction for a massive buildup to a surreally stupid climax.
Just a little Monty Python-related trivia to start the week with.
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10-03-2005, 03:49 AM
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#74 | | Senior Member
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| I like to bang bricks together! | |
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10-03-2005, 10:43 AM
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#75 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Galahad: 'Sir Galahad... the Chaste'.
Zoot: Mine is 'Zoot'. Just 'Zoot'.
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Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
Cheese shop.'Nuff said.
Grim Reaper: "It was the salmon mousse!"
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
BEDIVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
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10-03-2005, 12:58 PM
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#76 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Appropriate for fencers, I think. | |
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10-03-2005, 04:29 PM
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#77 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,384
| Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now, it'll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening, it'll be ten o'clock and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33, and don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.....
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10-03-2005, 04:40 PM
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#78 | | Senior Member
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| "Someday son, this all will be yours...."
"What, the curtains? " | |
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10-03-2005, 08:33 PM
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#79 | | Just Joined
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| We live in a bloody swamp.
We need all the land we can get!
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10-03-2005, 08:39 PM
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#80 | | Just Joined
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| Boldly brave Sir Robbin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robbin
He was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robbin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
Or his elbows broken
To have his knee caps split
Or his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robbin
His heart cut out
and his nostrils raked
and his liver removed
and his bowels unplugged
and his....
Sorry.
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