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    I'm bored, ask me a question!

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    Part 1 out of 3.

    1.) What is your name?

    Part 2 of 3

    2.) What is your quest?

    Part 3 of 3

    3.) What is your favorite color?

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    What's your favorite book...? Um, yeah...

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    Originally posted by Iwant2bafencer
    Part 1 out of 3.

    1.) What is your name?

    Part 2 of 3

    2.) What is your quest?

    Part 3 of 3

    3.) What is your favorite color?

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    What is the capital of Assirya?
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    According to Bill Cosby---
    "Why is there air?"
    “General Feraud has made occasional attempts to kill me. That does not give him the right to claim my acquaintance.”

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    Originally posted by Kodiak Kid
    According to Bill Cosby---
    "Why is there air?"
    Oh, man...THERE'S a classic!

    Here's another one from Cos (apologies for the upcoming swear word)

    "What is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?"
    "Well...it intensifies your personality."
    "Yes, but...what if you're an *******?"

    The nere fact that Cos used the A word was funnier than the joke itself...which WAS good!
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    Rofl! Good one Purple! The man is a genius! My personal favorites would have to be the dentist and Chocolate cake for breakfast.

    "And the children! Who had been singing Praises to me! Lied on meee!!"

    *clears her throat* right then moving along.

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    ?

    What are you wearing?
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    LATENIGHT!!!!!
    Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!

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    Sorry Z!!

    It was just TOO easy.
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    Latenight really.

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    Here's a question:

    When ya gonna answer all our questions?

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    Originally posted by Iwant2bafencer
    [B]Rofl! Good one Purple! The man is a genius! My personal favorites would have to be the dentist and Chocolate cake for breakfast.

    "And the children! Who had been singing Praises to me! Lied on meee!!"
    "And said 'We wanted eggs and milk...and Dad made us east thiiisss!"

    I actually have that entire show on Mp3. Sounds funny coming from my laptop!
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    Okay! Okay! Here I am!
    Wow I didn't think there were gonna be so many replies!

    To answer all your questions :

    1) My name is Mary McPhail. as my profile states.
    2) My quest : Thats a hard one....5 minutes peace of mind, I guess

    3)My favorite Colour is blue (preferably royal blue or dove grey)

    4) I have many books which I enjoy, I shall henceforth list them :
    -To kill a mockingbird
    -The Bell Jar
    -The Chronicles of Prydain (a series of 5 books by Lloyd Alexander
    -The fencing master (of course!)

    5)The capital of Assirya......Can I phone a friend on that one?

    6) There is air solely for 1 reason, so people like us are able to fence!

    Yeah.

    Next question:

    7) My favorite brand of weapon right now is 'Blade'. Cheap chinese blades that are known is some cases to be more durable than Uhllmann. I find it cheaper and easier to change a broken blade rather then to buy a new weapon outright.

    8) I have currently fenced for 9 years, in foil and a bit of dabbling in sabre (there's a story behind that one) Wanna hear it?!?!?!

    9) I am seriously addicted to fencing, but due to lack of finances, I have to be frugal and buy stuff as I need them Wish I was able to buy weapons just for the hell of it tho! Thant would be cool, and to spend all my days fencing and philosophising and painting etc, etc.

    10) I don't have any fencing catelogs Well, I don't really count my club newsletter as a catelog..........

    11) I am wearing clothes right now. LOL I was gonna be stupid and either write "I'm wearing a tiger mascot costume, grrrrr!" or "I'm not wearing anything." But I thought I'd be boring and literal!

    12)I am answering your questions NOW!!!! Hold your horses dude!! LOL

    Sorry for taking like, a day or something to reply!!!!
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Ms. Mary McPhail. *stands and applauds*


    Purple, I have Cos 'Himself' on VHS, and my grandpa just let me borrow (for who knows how long) his old record of him with some of the classics. I can't remember which ones at the moment, and my ride is here so I gotta jet. pm me or something if you want to know later.

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    "-The Chronicles of Prydain (a series of 5 books by Lloyd Alexander"

    That wouldn't be The Book of Three, by any chance would it? Its been years, I mean years since I've read those.
    ... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
    - The Three Musketeers

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    The Book of Three

    Yes that is the name of one of the books from the series. I have all 5 in one hardback book. Kinda nice. That way I don't have to go get my other book when I finish one of them. Fairly quick reading. But good.

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    Ok, here are a few.

    Do you know earlie? and will English always be a second language for him?

    If you are just dabbling in sabre, why is your screen name Sabress? and please tell us the story, as promised.

    Why do some folks use a small "c" in their name, others "mac"?

    And finally, do you know where I left the keys to the van?
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    Cosby

    Um, If I remember correctly, the reason there is air, is to fill volleyballs with.
    also, I believe you would have been immediately fireballed for your indecisivness on your favorite color.
    I would have thought you would have opined about the airspeed of an unladen swallow while you were at it too. I'm so dissappointed...
    “General Feraud has made occasional attempts to kill me. That does not give him the right to claim my acquaintance.”

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    What do you mean...an African or European swallow?
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