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    The refined and pleasant experiences of modern aiir travel...

    "Airline Steward at JFK Pulls Emergency Chute, Flies Coop"

    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...4.html?nbc=444
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    Tsk! Someone should tell the headline writer that we don't use the "s"-word any more...
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    Oh man, that's great.
    Because haven't we all entertained the notion of pulling that slide inflator while waiting for the doors to open?

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    When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute
    Because if you're going to throw your job down the drain you might as well stiff them for a beer at the same time.

    Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst of having sexual relations.
    Hmm... "seemed to be..." ????????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palisadeur View Post
    Because if you're going to throw your job down the drain you might as well stiff them for a beer at the same time.
    Supposedly he was overheard to say "there go 25 years..."


    Quote Originally Posted by Palisadeur View Post
    Hmm... "seemed to be..." ????????

    Awesome - you go, guy!
    Yeah, how could they tell?
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