Oh those twins

[Greybeard]

We went to get my haircut this afternoon. (what a Jewish mother, she thinks my hair is long so I need to get a haircut. Good thing she wasn't cold so I would have to put on a sweater)

Anyway, Kyle misheard this guy when he said he was having his ears lowered. When it was my turn Kyle turned and asked me if it was my turn to have my ears blown off.

[Inquartata]

Shoot, I thought this was another cleavage thread.

[Greybeard]

That's why I have to clarify it's my grandsons