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    concerned

    has anyone received the new catalog from tripplette? did anyone notice the little message from a 'captain sphincter'. is anyone able to explain the rationale behind this?

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    I received the catalog, but I didn't see a message from Cpt. Sphincter. What was said in the message?

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    Triplette's catalogs have always been rife with humor that's a bit....odd.

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    umm care to enlighten us non Triplette readers as to what the fuss is all about?

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    Is this about the FIE homogulated thing?

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    it was a little sketch of a "captain" and it said: sergent sphinter says: etc etc etc, of the dirt patrol etc etc etc" it struck me as being more out there than their usual stuff, and wondered:

    Is someone over there cracking up on us? It didn't read right, didn't like it, which is a shame, because i've enjoyed their jokes in the past, but what's the joke? i don't get it? where the sphincter fit in? was he doing the sphinx?

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    I don't think I got that on my catalogue, but maybe they mean he's anal-retentive?

    There for a while I thought you meant the "We've upped our quality, up yours". For those who don't know, it's been going around for a while on list of easily misinterpreted church announcements, or ads. Being in English and Communications I've seen a lot of those things. It was apparently originally printed in a church bulletin as a message from the pastors that read, "We've upped our church contributions, up yours". You know what they mean, but boy could you have fun pretending you didn't. It also included gems such as "Sister Jones will come forward and lay an egg on the altar in honor of the Easter season." Meaning she will come forward and put the egg on the altar, not come forward and lay an egg, though that would certainly be more interesting. I digress, but like I said I get a kick out of that sort of thing.
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    i would have changed churches.

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