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  1. 03-08-2010 06:48 PM #1
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    Reason to date a Fencer

    We're experts with stiff blades
    We have strong hands, and can lunge for hours
    We're masters of the strip
    We know how to handle other people's gear
    We know three different styles
    We're masters of point control
    We know all about infighting
    We always use protection
    We're experts at corps-á-corps
    We're pros at fixing stuck zippers.

    Anyone else?...
  2. 03-08-2010 06:56 PM #2
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    Reasons not to date a fencer: This thread.
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  3. 03-08-2010 07:38 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA View Post
    Reasons not to date a fencer: This thread.
    hey now, no need to be a douche just because you don't have a boy/girl friend
  4. 03-08-2010 08:16 PM #4
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    Fencers are hot.

    /Thread

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  5. 03-08-2010 09:48 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts View Post
    Fencers are hot.

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    Yes I am.

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    Sorry to get your hopes up, but I had someone else in mind.
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    "Gibbons"?!

    Neinteen, is that you?

    If not...an unwittingly unfortunate choice of "handles".
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    "Gibbons"?!

    Neinteen, is that you?

    If not...an unwittingly unfortunate choice of "handles".
    lol no, must be another Gibbons
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    Fencers are used to getting poked.
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    "Go out with me or I'll f*cking stab you, b*tch."

    That one always works well.
    Have: Leon Paul Blades Size 9.5 used, good condition, 2 RH L Uhlmann Visconti, 1 RH M Uhlmann Visconti, 1 RH M Uhlmann clone Visconti
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    Quote Originally Posted by gibbons72 View Post
    We're experts with stiff blades
    We have strong hands, and can lunge for hours
    We're masters of the strip
    We know how to handle other people's gear
    We know three different styles
    We're masters of point control
    We know all about infighting
    We always use protection
    We're experts at corps-á-corps
    We're pros at fixing stuck zippers.

    Anyone else?...
    Ok... so who are you trying to convince with this?
    - Wisdom is the knowledge of how much you don't know.
  13. 03-12-2010 03:37 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinbeard View Post
    "Go out with me or I'll f*cking stab you, b*tch."

    That one always works well.
    After doing that, I get slapped, and then I start stabbing in 'self defense'
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    When I'm wit da honeys
    i be spendin mah moneys
    dey aint no dummies

    dey say "T H U G,
    we got a question fo you
    when u ain't chillin wit us
    wat u do?"

    I'm a FENCAH!!!
    "You A Fencah?"
    I'm a FENCAH!!!
    "Whats a fencah?"

    A Fencah is a man
    or a lady too
    wit a masta plan
    fo stabbin a foo

    I go up to da strip
    lookin all hip
    checkin mah grip
    don't give no lip
    it like physical chess
    only gots much less
    time to react
    you can't acquiesce,
    put yo mind to da tess

    Is a battle o wits
    not a battle o mitts
    or a battle o fits
    and dese guys ain't gits!!!

    Though you know, what don't hurt?

    THIS!

    Den I show dem my biceps
    And my awesome triceps
    Den dey throw demselves at me
    and I know I wouldn't be
    any other guy
    not for any fee
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