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Third annual Christmas Story On the First day of Christmas Fencing, my true love brought to me...
A Pommel in a Pear Tree,
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On the second day of Christmas Fencing, my true love gave to me,
Two French grips
And a pommel in a pear tree! It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three turtle reels
Two French grips
And a pommel in a pear tree!
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on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 refs a calling
Three turtle reels
Two French grips
And a pommel in a pear tree! Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! "Gone nuts be back soon."
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On the sixth day of Christmas fencing my true love gave to me....!
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! A friend will bail you out of jail,
a true friend will help you hide the body...: )
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On the seventh day of Christmas fencing my true love gave to me
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! "You can honestly say that you can settle for a life full of repression and denial?" "And the dinner parties. You can never forget the dinner parties."
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On the eighth day of Christmas fencing my true love gave to me:
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
"Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
William Black, Ph.D.
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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! "Gone nuts be back soon."
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on the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 strips a slipping
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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Originally posted by Zelda on the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 Armourers jigging
10 strips a slipping
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
George Orwell
www.yeoldearmourer.com
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on the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 boxes beeping
11 Armourers jigging
10 strips a slipping
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sometimes we, as coaches, get into that dictator mode where you just tell and you don't listen and you don't try to understand them." Tom Izzo, Mich. St.
"Fraud is the creation of trust. And then: its betrayal."
William Black, Ph.D.
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OOOOHH Ho Ho Ho! Thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good point in line!
Now try this...
T'was the night before fencing and all through the salle......... CAUTION: The heart is a fragile thing. Handle with care.
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And a Parry Christmas to you, as well! 
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*applauds* Bravo! my dear boys and girls Bravo!
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Carpe Diem
Ad Asha
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Originally posted by DamedEscrime OOOOHH Ho Ho Ho! Thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good point in line!
Now try this...
T'was the night before fencing and all through the salle......... OKAY.....C'MON, support this guy....
nOT a fencer was fencing, not even a beginner
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'twas the night before fencing, and all through the salle,
Not a fencer was fencing, not even my buddy Al,
Ma in her helmet and me in my lame, had just settled in for a 15 touch nap.......
(yes it's a stretch for rhyming.. but it works, yes?)
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Originally posted by Fencing Angel (yes it's a stretch for rhyming.. but it works, yes?) not really a stretch on rhyming, but a HUGE stretch on rhythm.
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when what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a mango all dressed in her new fencing gear,
with a touch to the kneecap and a flick to the wrist,
soon gave them to know, she hardly ever missed,
on angel, on eppemasher, on inquart and sallearmorer,
on slo-mo, on psycho, on zelda and all,
to the end of the strip, to the end of the wall,
now advance lunge disengage, disengage all!!!!
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