12-14-2002, 02:13 PM
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#1 | | Quit (no longer with us)
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| Third annual Christmas Story
On the First day of Christmas Fencing, my true love brought to me...
A Pommel in a Pear Tree, | 
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12-14-2002, 03:33 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
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| On the second day of Christmas Fencing, my true love gave to me,
Two French grips
And a pommel in a pear tree!
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It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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12-14-2002, 04:38 PM
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| On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three turtle reels
Two French grips
And a pommel in a pear tree!
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Remember those who put their lives in danger for your sake.
For your copy of "The Care and Feeding of All Things Fencing" go to http://www.homfencing.com | |
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12-14-2002, 06:14 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
Posts: 2,756
| on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 refs a calling
Three turtle reels
Two French grips
And a pommel in a pear tree!
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12-14-2002, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan
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| On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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"Gone nuts be back soon."
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12-14-2002, 07:37 PM
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| On the sixth day of Christmas fencing my true love gave to me....!
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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A friend will bail you out of jail,
a true friend will help you hide the body...: ) | |
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12-14-2002, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West coast
Posts: 815
| On the seventh day of Christmas fencing my true love gave to me
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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12-14-2002, 07:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Coast
Posts: 2,241
| On the eighth day of Christmas fencing my true love gave to me:
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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“Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character.” Robert E. Lee
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12-14-2002, 09:05 PM
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#9 | | Member
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan
Posts: 39
| On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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12-14-2002, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
Posts: 2,756
| on the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 strips a slipping
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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You may love me but you dont accept me. I dont want your love without your acceptance. | |
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12-15-2002, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Moutain Home ID
Posts: 594
| Quote: Originally posted by Zelda
on the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 Armourers jigging
10 strips a slipping
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree! |
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People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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12-15-2002, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Coast
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| on the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 boxes beeping
11 Armourers jigging
10 strips a slipping
9 Sabers Slashing
8 coaches screeching
7 foilists flicking
6 blades, all broken
5 gold lames!
4 refs a calling
3 turtle reels
2 French grips
and a pommel in pear tree!
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“Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character.” Robert E. Lee
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12-15-2002, 12:00 PM
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Posts: 532
| OOOOHH Ho Ho Ho! Thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good point in line!
Now try this...
T'was the night before fencing and all through the salle.........
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12-16-2002, 10:34 PM
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#14 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| And a Parry Christmas to you, as well!  | |
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12-16-2002, 11:30 PM
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#15 | | Senior Member
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| *applauds* Bravo! my dear boys and girls Bravo!
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Carpe Diem
Ad Asha | |
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12-17-2002, 03:37 PM
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| Quote: Originally posted by DamedEscrime
OOOOHH Ho Ho Ho! Thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good point in line!
Now try this...
T'was the night before fencing and all through the salle......... | OKAY.....C'MON, support this guy....
nOT a fencer was fencing, not even a beginner | |
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12-17-2002, 09:40 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: North Bend, Washington, USA
Posts: 400
| 'twas the night before fencing, and all through the salle,
Not a fencer was fencing, not even my buddy Al,
Ma in her helmet and me in my lame, had just settled in for a 15 touch nap.......
(yes it's a stretch for rhyming.. but it works, yes?) | |
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12-17-2002, 09:56 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Dana Hall School, Wellesely, MA
Posts: 3,597
| Quote: Originally posted by Fencing Angel
(yes it's a stretch for rhyming.. but it works, yes?) | not really a stretch on rhyming, but a HUGE stretch on rhythm.
-m | |
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12-18-2002, 05:21 PM
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| when what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a mango all dressed in her new fencing gear,
with a touch to the kneecap and a flick to the wrist,
soon gave them to know, she hardly ever missed,
on angel, on eppemasher, on inquart and sallearmorer,
on slo-mo, on psycho, on zelda and all,
to the end of the strip, to the end of the wall,
now advance lunge disengage, disengage all!!!! | |
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