We are Pleased to Announce....

[Beloit Fencer of Old]

We are pleased to announce that we will be introducing our new Poke You In The Eye feature. This exciting new feature includes pain, double vision and produces excess moisture in the form of tears.

At this time, we will not be explaining the utility of our new Poke You In The Eye feature, or even when you may expect a digit to probe your ocular cavity. We do suggest, however, that you prepare by removing your glasses, or contacts if you wear them. In addition, you may want to drop your pants and grab your ankles.


Dear Comcast High-Speed Internet Customer,

We are pleased to announce the pilot launch of the Comcast Usage Meter in your area. This new feature is available to Comcast High-Speed Internet customers and provides an easy way to check total monthly household high-speed Internet data usage at any time. Monthly data usage is the amount of data, such as images, movies, photos, videos, and other files that customers send, receive, download or upload each month. Comcast measures total data usage and does not monitor specific customer activities to determine data usage.

[migopod]

We are pleased to announce that we will be introducing our new Poke You In The Eye feature. This exciting new feature includes pain, double vision and produces excess moisture in the form of tears.

At this time, we will not be explaining the utility of our new Poke You In The Eye feature, or even when you may expect a digit to probe your ocular cavity. We do suggest, however, that you prepare by removing your glasses, or contacts if you wear them. In addition, you may want to drop your pants and grab your ankles.


Dear Comcast High-Speed Internet Customer,

We are pleased to announce the pilot launch of the Comcast Usage Meter in your area. This new feature is available to Comcast High-Speed Internet customers and provides an easy way to check total monthly household high-speed Internet data usage at any time. Monthly data usage is the amount of data, such as images, movies, photos, videos, and other files that customers send, receive, download or upload each month. Comcast measures total data usage and does not monitor specific customer activities to determine data usage.

Hmm... sounds like they're going to start charging for data transfered at some point in the future. Otherwise who really gives a rats patoot how much data you push into this wonderful series of tubes?

Stuff like this makes me glad I work at an internet2 site.

[telkanuru]

Ah, FIOS, I bask in your warmth.

[tchwojko]

Don't you love a service provider who wants to disincent you from using their service?