Oh for Pete's sake

[Greybeard]

just before I was picked up to go have my teeth cleaned my nose started to bleed while I was doing my practice lunges. So I pack it for the ride over and when we get there it is still flowing.

When I get these nosebleeds it literally comes gushing from my nose, so we pack it off and send me home, rescheduling me for a date I now realize I have jury duty.

It finally stopped bleeding about an hour ago (after bleeding for 2 hours)

What else can happen today?

[JackOfHearts]

Jury duty? Any chance you can get off with a doctor's note?

[Greybeard]

There is a mentally incompetent spot that your Doctor has to complete, but despite what I have said here, my mind is active and I don't want it toaffect my license to practice.