I'm drunk and alone on Valentines Day

[DavidX]

i feel worse

[Inquartata]

Hangovers are like that. Does your steel not comfort you?

[DavidX]

well see this weekend - if i can get a rating i will be happier

[redheaded_sabreuse]

i feel worse

Well, the point was, even if you can't get &%*#ed, you can always COOK something awesome.

And drink something delicious.

Exquisite food and excellent booze are their own reward, man, they'll never fail you. Here's a fave recipe:

Redheaded_Sabreuse's Crab Salad:

Ingredients:
Fresh lump crabmeat or canned crabmeat
Full-fat mayonnaise
Minced sweet onion
Creamy horseradish
Dried dill weed
Sea salt
Finely chopped green onion as garish
Fresh lettuce
Bottle good dry champagne

Drain and empty the canned crabmeat into a bowl (or use about half a cup of fresh crabmeat.)

Add enough minced sweet onion, horseradish, and mayo to suit your taste, and stir about with a spoon. I like about a quarter cup onion, a half teaspooon horseradish, and a teaspoon and a half of mayo. Then once it's ready, season with the salt. Once it's salted to your taste, sprinkle the dill over the top.

Then scoop the salad onto a bed of fresh, cool, crisp greens, and top with the green onions. Then pour yourself a glass of champagne and EAT UP!!!

Serves 2 the way I make it.

[DavidX]

redheaded - you know i love you - you KNOW this - but i got problems crabmeat can't cure.

this too shall pass


(thanks for reviving this thread - i had forgotten all about valentines day)

[jjefferies]

this too shall pass

TMI man!! But just in case it doesn't let me lay one word on you, Metamucil.

[Inquartata]

He's already down in the dumps...

[DavidX]

This is not a pun thread!

This is my life!@!!!!!

[Inquartata]

Are you still in a brown study?

[DavidX]

Are you still in a brown study?

I will get you, I will get your for this.

And on that day - when you rue like to rue is shortly going out of business - I will look down upon you and say.

" This is they rueagge, which verily thou didst sow, cast aside thine countenance."

and you'll be all like

"dude.....like, for REAL..."

and then I'll lean back, all straight illin and be like.

"yo, ..heard."

[Inquartata]

What a lot of fertilizer.

[Fiat Slug]

...but i got problems crabmeat can't cure.

Have you tried prune juice?

.

[DavidX]

What a lot of fertilizer.

And as you quiver there, enduring your rueination, I will look at you and say.

"Verily it is most thou, seest the destruction I have wrought upon thy light, cast aside thine countenance, and see me not, for thou art unclean and unworthy."

and you all be like

"doooood fer shhhhhhhhhhher. dude, im toad ally not even gonna aim this stupid mug in your direction - just lemme get my stupid face out of this whole equation. Verily I have born witness to thine madness, and have been accompany to thine discontent - woe is this fool, woe and most woe o discordia woe - i'm like for shur never gunna make you like all mad again - dude ....for sure."

And then I will say.

"It is thussly - let no man here say nay that just recompense hath been made - for when I wrought my destruction upon thee, lo - did I not weep most bittr'st lamentations - for thou are of mine own heart. Verily, I say unto you - tarry not in the dark night of the past - for the soul of creation beckons us onward, calls like a lover to our secret rapture of the semi-divine and the cuts it leaves like maiden hands."

And you'll be like

"word, bro.. - word."

[Inquartata]

Or more likely "Turd, bro...turd".