It was the night before the tournament...

[Shadow Fencer]

It was the night before the tournament and I was rummaging through my house.........

(OK, your turn)

[Inquartata]

Hunting for vodka with which to get soused...

[Zelda]

My weapons were working, I had not a care

[epeemike81]

Knowing the booze fairy soon would be there.

[Triton]

Ma with her saber, and I in my knickers...

[Dan H]

ran out to the lawn with two pints of hard liquor

[Shadow Fencer]

The tonic and lime were prepared with great care

[Inquartata]

In hopes that the bartender soon would be there

[Mo]

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Inquarta was sneaking in on a ladder,
His nose was all red, his vision was blurry,
He said to his girl friend, "mah tong feelths all furwy"

[Capt. Slo-mo]

The sleeve on his lame was all covered in red
'cuz he'd slept with a wet blade while passed out in bed
When Inquarta hopped down, he tripped o'er a trike
abandoned last Christmas by young epeemike.

With a sneeze and a shake, he hauled up the lad
To tell him his choice of a bike rest was bad.
Young mike denied ownership, as clear as a bell
When pressed, he denied that he denied it, as well.

Then a little old referee, all wizened and blind
pulled a yellow card, a red card, then one of each kind.
He consulted his pool list, noted all that had came
and proceeded to wheeze out our list's famous names.

"Now Edew, now Zelda, now Peach and now Mo,"
"Grab your weapons, your cords, to the strip you must go!"
"On Sabresque, on Veeco, on Saber-psycho,"
"The DE's await, le belle you will know."

[Inquartata]

-aside- Ah, immortalized at last...

[Zelda]

Either I am suddenly a pseudo reindeer or I am being called to a bout I didnt know I had!!! Either way I am flattered!

[epeemike81]

I can't say I'm flattered, but I AM amused.

-m

[Shadow Fencer]

The tournament lasted for days and for nights
the fencers fenced fiercely with tremendous delight

The refs were fatigued of 100 touch bouts
And stormed to the bout commitee who had all the clout

With determination to make everything right
everyone was black carded by the end of the final night

So ends the tale of another tourmament this year
And happy holidays to all with good cheer!!

Thanks to all who contributed!!!!

[sallearmourer]

All the armourers breath a with a sigh of reilive as nothing gone wrong thoughout and they could drink there beer without a call to the strip because of some fencer who didn't believe it was there bodycord that was bad.


Good night was had by all


Ye Olde Armourer

[135711]

{whisper}
And I heard him explain, as we drove out of sight.......


[shout]
Wear your underarm protecter, and to all a Good Night!

[Bladette]

what a very touching story.