Oh chase please don't go!

[DavidX]

BABY COME BACK YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME - WE WERE WRONG AND WE JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!

HAHAHAHAHA

LISTEN bromosexualis rex - you HAVE to say - we all love you - we really do - that little red dot next to your name is just so effing endearing - and all those beautiful ridiculous posts! o discordia! they are the best.

listen i bet Gav took you aside and paddled your bottom a little bit for having some fun in the general fencing forum - but that's just how he shows his love baby! he's gots ta protect themz super gentle whitefolks ears from your eager ridiculousness but dat dont meen he don like you!

Unfortunately fencing calls to a particularly whiny breed of vanilla snob/nerd - that love to complain about stuff people type on the internet and gav has been appointed headbaby sitter of these teary-eyed hose-mosers - don't take it personally and please dont quit - or even worse come back under a different name.

Be who you is baby - but in the general forum you gotta keep it leet - you gotta be ninja about your shiznittle.

we all love you - fencergrl will even send you a picture of her pendulous mammaries to gladen your heart in this difficult time.

[noodle]

chase was banned for a week for inappropriate language, specifically towards other members, and being generally unable to keep political posts inside the politics forum.

[DavidX]

oh - he'll be back than



make sure he keeps that red dot though


(it's part of his mojo)

[Fencergrl]

DavidX, I'm sure your little snuggle bunny will be back. After all, how can he resist your STEEL?

[RebelFencer]

DavidX, I'm sure your little snuggle bunny will be back. After all, how can he resist your STEEL?

Wait, let me try: "Chase, I know that ever since the condom broke things have been awkward between us..."

[telkanuru]

Chase is DavidX's sockpuppet.

Discuss.

[DavidX]

no way dude-bro

Homeboy is an entity unto himself - I think he's hilarious.


Fencergrl - don't be like that baby - you're the only one I want to cuddle with under a warm blanket of bacon.

rebelfencer is lulz.

[Fencergrl]

Oh come on DavidX... I always thought you said that "The thrill is in the Chase". We're among friends here you can be honest.

[Slim]

Chase is a silly highschooler.

It's really telling to see how much of a reaction he can get out of most of you. Even Gav has piled on.

You all need to grow up.

[DavidX]

that's whats so funny - he's so bad at trolling it's hilarious - plus he's a much needed counterpoint to you uptight waspy humorless ****ing shut ins.

[Slim]

that's whats so funny - he's so bad at trolling it's hilarious - plus he's a much needed counterpoint to you uptight waspy humorless ****ing shut ins.

I think we need a new section here.

The nursery.

[Slim]

Chase is DavidX's sockpuppet.

Discuss.

I f'ing hate agreeing with you.

[telkanuru]

I f'ing hate agreeing with you.

It's not a nice feeling, is it?

[DavidX]

lol - but you know what i mean right bro - civilized interaction has it's place of course - but this an internet forum - and as such thrives on technomelodrama - instigators are different then trolls and anything that serves to make life more interesting should at least be done the courtesy of being approached on its own terms

people need to stop acting all serious and pretending that things are all important - this is the internet where nothing is true and everything is permitted so take your shirt off and have a healthy laugh at the beautiful futility of life

[Slim]

It's not a nice feeling, is it?

Not quite as bad as kidney stones, but worse than a migrane. I'm glad it only happens a couple times a year at most.

[Slim]

lol - but you know what i mean right bro - civilized interaction has it's place of course - but this an internet forum - and as such thrives on technomelodrama - instigators are different then trolls and anything that serves to make life more interesting should at least be done the courtesy of being approached on its own terms

people need to stop acting all serious and pretending that things are all important - this is the internet where nothing is true and everything is permitted so take your shirt off and have a healthy laugh at the beautiful futility of life

*tap* *tap* *tap*....Pay attention children.

Methamphetamine is a dangerous drug. Just say no.

[DavidX]

dude if i was on meth - the ****ing LAST thing i would be doing is sitting around posting on a ****ing fencing forum - i would be getting tazed by the police after chasing deer in the forest with a foil

[DavidX]

omg this chick needs to get here already - i got coffee stomach - slim we must duel -

how do you respond to my challenge?

[telkanuru]

Not quite as bad as kidney stones, but worse than a migrane. I'm glad it only happens a couple times a year at most.

Does this mean we agree on something else

[DavidX]

Does this mean we agree on something else

i think we can all agree that you two are getting gayer by the second


telk - if we are ever in the same part of the country we must duel.

You have been thusly challenged.