New Years Gambit

[DavidX]

Going out to a club tonight even though I don't know anyone in this town - if midnight comes and I'm not locked in passionate embrace with a beautiful girl - well, than I guess it's six more weeks of winter.

much love,
- David

[Fencergrl]

Damn... we're looking at 6 more weeks then.

Happy New Year... man of STEEL!

[DavidX]

Thanks baby,

well i ujust got home at 3:24 and i didnt kiss anyoby een though ui really wamnted to - now im about to make some slioppy joes and waychtch 55oo days of summer on hbo on deman - i tp;pld the cabby on the way home that i hada fun time even though i couldnt get a girl to kiss me when the clockstruck midnight but its okay i dont really deserve it - all my love to you all out herer its so weird posting on here - knowingin that you are out there doing some of the things i do - i wish it was better than thbis - i wish icould give you more love - . this will have to do for now - i think about you always - wherver you are i hope you are happy and well and that life is intesnse and exciting


so much love - now and always

- David

[DavidX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyMG0z0FZY

before im through here..

[DavidX]

mothereffing drunk posting - i should install a breathalyzer on my keyboard - i'm trying not to be too hungover to go to the Hangover Classic the foil is B3 but the drive is BS!

ha thats wordplay muh fugga!

oh lord my head is swimming

[Fencergrl]

Yeah... that looked like a fine example of drunk posting. Although I suspect your drunk posting is usually similar to what goes on in this clip (after the gaming commercial). http://www.gametrailers.com/user-mov...-minutes/30454

[Black Sunshine]

mothereffing drunk posting - i should install a breathalyzer on my keyboard - i'm trying not to be too hungover to go to the Hangover Classic the foil is B3 but the drive is BS!

ha thats wordplay muh fugga!

oh lord my head is swimming

Classic drunk posting!

[Fencergrl]

DavidX you need to stop hiding and start living!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN025...=youtube_gdata

[DavidX]

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
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GOD I ****ING SUCK **** **** **** ****

I didn't get up and go to the tournament today - i just hit dismiss on my alarm like a stupid fat ****ing baby **** **** **** ive been looking forward to this tournament for like 6 weeks all i had to do was get in the top 32 to get a rating but instead i slept till noon like the worthless sack of human waste that i am - im a pretty worthless individual on average but at 4 in the morning there is not a single living organism more ****ing lame and unmotivated i knew that i could have set it for an hour earlier and took a caffeine pill but did i? no i ****ing didnt because im a stupid lazy apathetic ****tard waste of space

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Fencergrl]

Relax... fence, have fun they'll be another one. There always is. Keep it in perspective... this is a fun activity.... like sex but you get more bruises.

Wait that's not right... well you get the idea.

[DavidX]

Fencergrl - you know your innuendo always cheers me up, you KNOW this.
But I just ****ing suck - this is too par for the course you don't even know - this tournament has been all I wanted to do for a long time now and I didnt go because I was tired and I don't like getting out of bed - someone with some will, ambition, and lust for life needs to inhabit my body and I just need to **** off to Hell already.

[Fencergrl]

Nah... you just need to get laid. It's made you far too hard on yourself and not with someone warm & soft.

[Wetmelon]

Rofl. Poor david. I know the feeling, bro. Except I just slept straight through an alarm clock. Woke up at about noon, rolled over, happy. Until i realized my 3 hour exam started at 9:00am.

[Empty Wallet]

DavidX, put it down to a road safety strategy and you being a model citizen.

Too many people do not realize the amount of alcohol in their bloodstream after a very heavy night of drinking and little sleep. So, they are still legally drunk the next morning, and a hazard on the road.

By sleeping in, you have allowed your body to metabolize the alcohol and not driven in a potentially dangerous state.

[DavidX]

naw dude - that was friday bro - my unproductive trip to the club to get kissed on new years - but instead of sleeping all day on friday like i was supposed to and than being awake long before 5 am on saturday the hangover sleep only lasted like 6 hours so my schedule was all out of wack - so i went to bed at like 10 pm on friday knowing KNOWING that im such a worthless ****stick - so when my alarm went off i didnt even hit snooze like a proper chump i just turned it off and was like "**** it i dont really want to drive 3 hours" 3 hours thats it! probably less than that because the roads would be empty and there were 77 mothereffing foil fencers - well 76 because there wasnt one lazy waste of life dip-**** ****stain fagmaster.
I could have met a ****load of people had an awesome time maybe even got lucky and placed - could have had a bunch of new film to make a badass video out of and a bunch of coolass memories - but no - i just sat around all day and did ****ing nothing except slouch around and watch tv (even though i did order some bad ass general tso chicken)
I don't do anything!****ing anything - i dont have to work around a job or kids or school or any responsibilty to do the things i say i care about.

i should trade bodies with some quadraplegic - all i need is a tv and a plastic bag to pee in

[Black Sunshine]

naw dude - that was friday bro - my unproductive trip to the club to get kissed on new years - but instead of sleeping all day on friday like i was supposed to and than being awake long before 5 am on saturday the hangover sleep only lasted like 6 hours so my schedule was all out of wack - so i went to bed at like 10 pm on friday knowing KNOWING that im such a worthless ****stick - so when my alarm went off i didnt even hit snooze like a proper chump i just turned it off and was like "**** it i dont really want to drive 3 hours" 3 hours thats it! probably less than that because the roads would be empty and there were 77 mothereffing foil fencers - well 76 because there wasnt one lazy waste of life dip-**** ****stain fagmaster.
I could have met a ****load of people had an awesome time maybe even got lucky and placed - could have had a bunch of new film to make a badass video out of and a bunch of coolass memories - but no - i just sat around all day and did ****ing nothing except slouch around and watch tv (even though i did order some bad ass general tso chicken)
I don't do anything!****ing anything - i dont have to work around a job or kids or school or any responsibilty to do the things i say i care about.

i should trade bodies with some quadraplegic - all i need is a tv and a plastic bag to pee in

FYI, Latenight is a pretty crappy fencer, but he rocks my world. Relax a little...all is good in DavidX world. Really. really, really. So you didn't get up after a bender, BFD.

[DavidX]

ha! - that made my day.

just hearing Latenights voice in my head go "hey!" all muffled by his black leather zipper lipped mask


much love