Third Annual Fencing Slogan Contest

[fatfencer]

How about:

Innuendo: 'I want my fleche to be buried deep inside you.'

Asian Fleche: Short and over with quickly..

Jewish Fleche: 'Oy Vey, Not so fast... that will be one pound'


Sherlock Holmes, a Misogynist on Women's Epee: I wish I could get that beeotch to bounce up and down like that at home...

Stephen Hawking on Vet 50 Epee(either gender): What the **** is taking so long. Give me one of those!!!

SH on Vet 50 Women's saber: It can't be over fast enough...my kingdom for a Tachyon.

Uber-sciency: Thats not a 120mm bell guard... thats an accretion disk!

Legal: Yes your Honor, I stabbed that ***** 15 times.

Leon Paul, gynocologist: Just hold still... I just need to push this in and turn it a bit.

Nacho on Fencing: Sometimes a Man just needs to wear stretchy pants

Armorers: I'm going to superglue my wire deep inside your groove

Refs: Brown Card... crappy fencing.

Surely one of those wins me the prize in this contest?

Fatfencer

[Go? Fencing?]

Sorry I've been neglecting this thread, I've been spending a lot of time working on this. Anyway, I present you with the first TWO winning slogans!

WINNER ONE:

Show a wep. Eepe, sabre or foil.

Text beneath reads: "Say hello to my lil' friend"

(Optional: Tony Montana pic modified so that a wep is held in one hand and mask underneath the other.)

WINNER TWO:

"Life without fencing is like a broken eepe-- Pointless" - FoIbLeS

Keep the entries coming! There can be lots more winners.

[fatfencer]

wow... those were so lame...

ugg. the judging is rigged!!!!!!

FF

[sabrefencer93]

"dont worry, it will grow back"

[Fechter1]

I suppose I could just resubmit the oldies... (I cannot take credit for any of these, but I cannot remember where they originated)

"Fencers do it with 37 inches of steel"

"Coed naked fencing - We know the pleasures of the fleche"

"Beat me, bind me, but do not touch me"



I actually like the Pointless one. Very fitting.

[Go? Fencing?]

Here's the first (okay, second winner) winning design: Pointless!

Stay tuned for the next winning design, and keep submitting entries! Another winner will be chosen soon!

[foibles]

Two fencers salute:

The left fencer shouts: "TO THE DEATH!"
The right replies: "But safety first!"

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Today I want to fence (Check all that apply):
[] Flicky stick
[] Whacky stick
[] Pokey stick

You may also consider substituting "Flickity Stick", "whackity Stick" and "Pokeity Stick"

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Fencing is elitist?
Here we are, jumpin' around in our pajamas poking at each other with sticks-- AND we have COLANDERS strapped to our heads... just how "Elitist" can we be?

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[foibles]

A child-like line drawing of a fencer lunging, the tip of the wep goes into the barrel of an oversized gun held by the other figure.

Caption reads:

Never bring a gun to a sword fight.

[Go? Fencing?]

And, long overdue, the design for Say Hello (to my little friend) is up!

[DavidX]

" I want to fence you like an animal."

The images for this are legion.

[JacoKierkegaard]

I have fast hands, muscular legs, and I can thrust for hours on end. Et-vous pret?

[Zhais]

At first if you don't succeed,
remise, remise, remise.

[Palisadeur]

Fencing. It's Escrime.

Works well with this image!

Also, I second this one;

Brown Card... crappy fencing.

Perhaps with something like this photo

[RkfdFencer]

At first if you don't succeed,
remise, remise, remise.

Seconding this one as I was just getting ready to post "If at first you don't succeed, remise, remise, remise."

Epee imagery preferred.

[Greybeard]

Fencing, It's not brain surgery

[JacoKierkegaard]

Seconding this one as I was just getting ready to post "If at first you don't succeed, remise, remise, remise."

Epee imagery preferred.

+1, especially a picture of two epeeists infighting.

[Go? Fencing?]

At first if you don't succeed,
remise, remise, remise.

Seconding this one as I was just getting ready to post "If at first you don't succeed, remise, remise, remise."

Epee imagery preferred.

+1, especially a picture of two epeeists infighting.

Thanks guys, already basically been done.

[Go? Fencing?]

Fencing, It's not brain surgery

And you of all people would know!

[Zhais]

remising > redouble!

[erik_blank]

Our club used a version of the co-ed naked line:
Co-Ed Naked Fencing: Every Touch Scores!