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  1. 10-16-2009 08:00 PM #1
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    Why is it

    When a guy walks up to a urinal they have to hock one up. Show me in the "book of bathroom" where it says to
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  2. 10-16-2009 08:28 PM #2
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    An old complaint of mine in the same line: Why do people keep saying that they are going to go "take" piss?
    "Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein

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  3. 10-17-2009 11:44 AM #3
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    and why talk on the cell phone, can't you call them back?
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    And why does the guy at the next urinal always look over and then exclaim "Holy Crap, what horse did that come off of?"
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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    I went to a really trendy/funky restaurant. The whole wall backing the urinals was a mirror.

    confronting.
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    When I lived in Mpls there was a trendy restaurant and the urinal wall had a now way, or os it two way mirror. So passersby would always make faces. A group of business women would stand there and make facial and hand gestures.
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  7. 10-17-2009 10:00 PM #7
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    Inq and GB peeing off a bridge

    Inq: Whoa this water is cold

    GB: Deep too
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  8. 10-18-2009 12:44 AM #8
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    Pg-13 --

    Hand gestures like these?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2nvA...eature=related
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    Hilarious. Why yes they did.
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  10. 10-19-2009 12:32 AM #10
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    Sorry.. they could see INTO the bathroom, but not out? That's rather awkward!
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    No, we could see out and they could not see in
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