10-16-2009, 07:00 PM
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| Why is it
When a guy walks up to a urinal they have to hock one up. Show me in the "book of bathroom" where it says to
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10-16-2009, 07:28 PM
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| An old complaint of mine in the same line: Why do people keep saying that they are going to go "take" piss?
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10-17-2009, 10:44 AM
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| and why talk on the cell phone, can't you call them back?
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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10-17-2009, 03:07 PM
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| And why does the guy at the next urinal always look over and then exclaim "Holy Crap, what horse did that come off of?" 
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10-17-2009, 03:53 PM
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| I went to a really trendy/funky restaurant. The whole wall backing the urinals was a mirror.
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10-17-2009, 08:59 PM
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| When I lived in Mpls there was a trendy restaurant and the urinal wall had a now way, or os it two way mirror. So passersby would always make faces. A group of business women would stand there and make facial and hand gestures.
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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10-17-2009, 09:00 PM
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| Inq and GB peeing off a bridge
Inq: Whoa this water is cold
GB: Deep too
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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10-17-2009, 11:44 PM
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10-17-2009, 11:54 PM
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| Hilarious. Why yes they did.
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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10-18-2009, 11:32 PM
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| Sorry.. they could see INTO the bathroom, but not out? That's rather awkward!
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10-26-2009, 09:26 PM
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| No, we could see out and they could not see in
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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