dream interpretation...

[UnidentifiedFencerOnline]

here goes

person1 puts in a post about a dream they had (please don't put anything TOO personal) and then person2 interprets the dream and puts in one of their dreams.
i'm really hoping this works...

i'll start of with a dream.

me and my girls were planning to meet up at my place (parents have disappeared) for a sleepover sort of thing but while doing so we got mobbed by older people (maybe of uni/college age) and it was a full blown party with blaring music and all. somehow they all leave and its spotless and i go out to see my friends off while leaving a slightly stupid young kid (where the hell did he come from) alone in my house. i turn back to find all the doors locked and the house on fire with the kid screaming for help and the neighbours won't help cos they're mad at me for the party.

it was horrible...

[erik_blank]

here goes

person1 puts in a post about a dream they had (please don't put anything TOO personal) and then person2 interprets the dream and puts in one of their dreams.
i'm really hoping this works...

i'll start of with a dream.

me and my girls were planning to meet up at my place (parents have disappeared) for a sleepover sort of thing but while doing so we got mobbed by older people (maybe of uni/college age) and it was a full blown party with blaring music and all. somehow they all leave and its spotless and i go out to see my friends off while leaving a slightly stupid young kid (where the hell did he come from) alone in my house. i turn back to find all the doors locked and the house on fire with the kid screaming for help and the neighbours won't help cos they're mad at me for the party.

it was horrible...

Zo, I vant to try to help you vith zee issues zat you have prezented here, but i muzt varn you zat zer may be zom underlying izzues zat ve may not be able to addrez...
First ve zhall look at ze vary important izzue of ze party. It iz clear to me zat you are feeling ze inadequazy of ze girlfriendz in your zocial zettings. Zat you have been needing to create a more intemate relationzhip with your toaster strudle.
No ven you mention the incluzion of ze zo called 'older people' zat you have been thinking a lot about crab meat. No, no, no, I understand zat zis is not eaizly zeen from your deszcription of ze dream, but you muzt remember zat ze interpretation of ze dream is a highly zpecialized und exazct zscience! Zo crab meat it is. Und ze Crab meat zhows just how much you vill need great indepth counciling und therapy for ze next few decades.
Buildink from ze need for Crab meat, ve come to ze fact zat your house, dezpite being the szceen of ze disasterous destruction of ze party is no totally zspotless shows to me (und my exacting reasearch into dream interpretationz) zat you have been fascinated by Cigarsz. Undt not just ANY kind of Cigarz, but Cigarillos hand crafted by Juan Valdez. Zis is expressly zhown by ze fact zat ze houzse is zoon engulfed in flames. Zees flames zhow zat you have a strong fascination of and withz ze burro of Juan and have zomhow misplaczed you need for pine treez... yes, pine treez! It is all right here in ze rezearch! Misplazed you need for pine treez vith a deep zeated hatred for ze inzufferable 'ztupid kid,'who iz actually reprezenting decidiouz foiliage, probably of a Maple or possibly Ginko variety... Ve zhall get to that in ze next scession!
Horror at ze fact zat you have zis missplaced need for decidious foiliage, und ze fact zat you have attempted to burn ze burrow of ze Juan Valdez vile making Toaster Strudle in ze fencing apparrell (yes, obviously you vere in fencing apparrell, or you vould not be posting zis issuz heer) can only be explained by ze fact zat you mother und father had been playing too much electronic cribbage during your early years.
Now, your time iz up. I vill zee you next veek, und remember to bring cash as ze bank vill not accept ze check or ze HMO payments from you. go avay und come back zoon...


Last night I drempt that I was allowed to actually complete a full nights sleep without interruption, and that i was then able to awake fresh and fully functional. The dream was interrupted by a daughter in the middle of a nightmare screaming about how her sisters were doing something horribly wrong with her barbies...

[Inquartata]

Uh...careful who you tell about your dreams. Especially someone who appeared in one of them. They can be...misinterpreted.

That whole fire thing, for example. I'm just saying.

[UnidentifiedFencerOnline]

Last night I drempt that I was allowed to actually complete a full nights sleep without interruption, and that i was then able to awake fresh and fully functional. The dream was interrupted by a daughter in the middle of a nightmare screaming about how her sisters were doing something horribly wrong with her barbies...

From what I can gather. Your dreams tell me that you have a desire to put a whole packet of the pineapple lumps lolly/candy (or something similar dreams are quite vague) in a bowl and heat in a microwave for 2 minutes just to see what happens. I can say that they expand and en dup looking like this big, puffy and sticky lump. I also advise you not to do this for extracting the bowl from the microwave is a tedious task.

I dreamt that I became a pro french horn player (!?!) and after one of my concerts (one i had been training really hard for) my family and family friends came up to me and told me i was terrible.

I then woke up in the middle of the night and came face to face with the glow in the dark cover of a horror book i was reading and i nearly died.
i have problems

[Inquartata]

And most of 'em probably flow from being a teenager. Luckily for you, time will cure those.

[JackOfHearts]

And most of 'em probably flow from being a teenager. Luckily for you, time will cure those.

Doesn't seem to have done much for you, mate.


This has the potential of being fun. I shall try:

I dreamt that I became a pro french horn player (!?!) and after one of my concerts (one i had been training really hard for) my family and family friends came up to me and told me i was terrible.

I then woke up in the middle of the night and came face to face with the glow in the dark cover of a horror book i was reading and i nearly died.
i have problems

Do you even play the french horn? To me, this signifies some deep seated performance anxiety issues. They have pills for that now, so no worries!

I dreamed I was at my usual coffee shop when a blond walked in through the door. She was wearing a tight pencil skirt and a blouse that was practically sheer. At least it was sheer enough to see the corset she wore underneath. She took a seat across from me, crossed her legs, and gave my knee a light kick with every third swing. I moved my leg, looked at her over my glasses, and she blew me a kiss before getting up. She started for the door, bent down to pick up a penny that was on the floor, and strolled on out after she retrieved it. I cocked an eyebrow at the door before giving a shrug and going back to my notepad. Then I noticed she left something behind. A black Ipod displaying the blue screen of death.

This can only mean one thing. And I have no idea what that is.