09-16-2009, 04:00 PM
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| President Obama the Fencer (or Jedi)? Caption Contest
Tim: What do you mean he got the touch? | 
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09-16-2009, 04:08 PM
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| Tim: But he struck me down. How come I'm not more powerful than he could have possibly imagined?
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09-16-2009, 04:20 PM
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| From the SI Article about the Chicago 2016 event: Quote:
The first lady didn't return the kudos, describing the president's dabbling in some of the Olympic sports before the event.
"You should have seen the president in there fencing,'' she said to laughter, as Obama stuck out his arm in a mock fencing move. "It was pathetic. But he passed the baton really well.''
Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...#ixzz0RIalewRn | | |
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09-16-2009, 04:52 PM
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| "Um, hello? Masks required!"
Not nearly as good as Migopod's caption. First thought along the lines of 'show me the FIE stamp on that.' but it wouldn't be required for domestic US event.
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09-16-2009, 05:00 PM
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| I want to know why he is wearing a sabre lame using a foil?
maybe "well I gave him all this target area
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09-16-2009, 05:14 PM
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| Stop pointing your blue schwartz at me! | |
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09-16-2009, 05:48 PM
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| President Obama's toy sword melts as it hits fencer Tim Morehouse's fencing jacket. Yes, the fencing jacket that Mr. Morehouse has worn for the past 12 months non-stop while traveling over 12,000 miles across the U.S. and it hasn't been washed since Beijing.
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09-16-2009, 06:26 PM
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| "POINT IN LINE!??!?!!??! Are you f!@#$%^ kidding me?!?!?!"
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09-16-2009, 06:34 PM
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| President Obama poking the Pillsbury Doughboy. Woohoo!
jk, Tim. | |
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09-16-2009, 06:48 PM
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Greybeard  I want to know why he is wearing a sabre lame using a foil?
maybe "well I gave him all this target area | It's a sabre, part of the guard is just behind Tim's thigh. | |
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09-16-2009, 07:33 PM
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Take THAT, GOP...I got'cher health care right here! | |
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09-16-2009, 08:28 PM
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| I am your father, Tim | |
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09-16-2009, 09:27 PM
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| doesn't he get a red card for no checkmark on the tie?
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09-16-2009, 09:48 PM
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Easy there Prez, I don't have any health insurance!
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This sure beats getting Bush-whacked.
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09-16-2009, 09:51 PM
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| Damn outliers!!
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09-16-2009, 09:53 PM
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| In the words of EVERY Eastern Euro coach who teaches in the US...
"Teeem...Obama...he attack, you no take parry! Aiieeee, my God!" | |
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09-16-2009, 10:40 PM
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| Is that Derrick Cotton refereeing?
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09-16-2009, 11:10 PM
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
? | No, No, NO! Back arm goes down, you need to keep your body upright and really PUSH OFF from that back leg... We'll work on getting more distance later....
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09-17-2009, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by RkfdFencer "Um, hello? Masks required!"
Not nearly as good as Migopod's caption. First thought along the lines of 'show me the FIE stamp on that.' but it wouldn't be required for domestic US event. | well since his citizenship hasnt been established yet, its still possible that it would need to be fie. maybe plastic swords are all they have in indonesia.
how is this for a caption: says obama: this IS an fie saber. joe wilson: you lie! tim: youre right, mr. wilson, but please be quiet or nancy pelosi will try to impeach you.
or: obama: this IS an fie saber. tim: no its not. obama: apologize! (stabs him)
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09-17-2009, 02:34 AM
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