08-24-2009, 10:20 AM
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| Today's Funny Sign
We passed a dentist sign yesterday where he practices sedition dentistry. Almost as good as the sign they finally changed that said "cruise ships use airport exit" On the highway directing you to the cruise ship terminal.
Then there was the highway sign showing a family running across the road that was causing accidents because many undocumented families thought the sign meant to cross there
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
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08-24-2009, 04:15 PM
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lol wut?
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08-24-2009, 04:17 PM
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| One of my favorites was on a now gone Silver Spring, MD police substation .
"This facility is not manned 24 hours a day"
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08-24-2009, 09:39 PM
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| Elijah and I saw (and took the picture of) this sign, somewhere in Missouri (I think): http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=5027513 | |
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08-27-2009, 11:28 AM
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08-27-2009, 12:26 PM
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| I have seen the following on two different gaseterias: EAT HERE GET GAS 
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08-28-2009, 07:04 PM
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| Seen on a church billboard in Missoula, MT:
JESUS LOVES SINNERS
I thought I had a picture but can't find it...
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08-29-2009, 09:33 AM
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| Seen a sign in England that I find quite amusing.
"Men at work"
I think (I'm oben for other suggestions) it's the normal sign for any kind of construction work, but none the less I find it amusing that you need a warning about men working. | |
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09-01-2009, 05:25 PM
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09-03-2009, 05:14 PM
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lol wut?
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09-03-2009, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by telkanuru  | I actually saw almost that exact text on a sign outside of a church in south-eastern Ohio. Nearby was a sign stating "DO YOU SMELL LIKE JESUS" and a presumably relevant verse citation.
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09-04-2009, 12:15 AM
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| At a self-storage center:
"Free Unicorn Storage"
I have a picture on my cellphone xD
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09-04-2009, 05:50 AM
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| i saw this sign in the minneapolis airport and thought it was clever... http://i30.tinypic.com/2eyj6zq.jpg | |
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09-06-2009, 07:33 AM
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| When I was at university there was an "adult" shop with a large sign saying "dicreet rear entrance". | |
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09-06-2009, 09:04 AM
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| Store in Northeast Philadelphia.
Everything 99 Cents Less and Up.
That about covers the possibilities.
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09-09-2009, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by thetortfeasor | What were you doing in Mpls Tort?
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries and I am still standing
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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09-16-2009, 10:44 PM
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