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  1. 08-24-2009 10:20 AM #1
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    Today's Funny Sign

    We passed a dentist sign yesterday where he practices sedition dentistry. Almost as good as the sign they finally changed that said "cruise ships use airport exit" On the highway directing you to the cruise ship terminal.

    Then there was the highway sign showing a family running across the road that was causing accidents because many undocumented families thought the sign meant to cross there
    Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries

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    One of my favorites was on a now gone Silver Spring, MD police substation .

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    Elijah and I saw (and took the picture of) this sign, somewhere in Missouri (I think): http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=5027513
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  5. 08-27-2009 11:28 AM #5
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    Seen on a church billboard in Missoula, MT:

    JESUS LOVES SINNERS

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    Seen a sign in England that I find quite amusing.
    "Men at work"

    I think (I'm oben for other suggestions) it's the normal sign for any kind of construction work, but none the less I find it amusing that you need a warning about men working.
  9. 09-01-2009 05:25 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by telkanuru View Post
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    I actually saw almost that exact text on a sign outside of a church in south-eastern Ohio. Nearby was a sign stating "DO YOU SMELL LIKE JESUS" and a presumably relevant verse citation.
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    i saw this sign in the minneapolis airport and thought it was clever...

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2eyj6zq.jpg
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    When I was at university there was an "adult" shop with a large sign saying "dicreet rear entrance".
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetortfeasor View Post
    i saw this sign in the minneapolis airport and thought it was clever...

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2eyj6zq.jpg
    What were you doing in Mpls Tort?
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