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What is the most successful pick up line ever? Go ahead and add yours.
As for me, "Does this smell like chloroform?" Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...
Looking for a certain Striptease......
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"Hi, I'm ____________. What's your name? *smile*"
Really, simplicity is all you need. Unless your smile makes small children cry and hide behind their mommy. Then you have no hope with this one. -Kat (\__/)
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If it's successful one-liners I've seen actually work...
Guy approaches pretty girl: "Hey, I am a biscuit designer."
Girl: "really???"
Guy: "Oh yes, you know that little pattern on the back of custard creams? I desgined that..."
Girl laughs and later he scores...
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 Originally Posted by Gav  If it's successful one-liners I've seen actually work...
Guy approaches pretty girl: "Hey, I am a biscuit designer."
Girl: "really???"
Guy: "Oh yes, you know that little pattern on the back of custard creams? I desgined that..."
Girl laughs and later he scores... For the record - I've never said any of that...
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"Hi, I'm George Clooney and I don't believe in prenups." Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata "Hi, I'm George Clooney and I don't believe in prenups." Applaud this man.
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Originally Posted by Gav If it's successful one-liners I've seen actually work...
Guy approaches pretty girl: "Hey, I am a biscuit designer."
Girl: "really???"
Guy: "Oh yes, you know that little pattern on the back of custard creams? I desgined that..."
Girl laughs and later he scores... works on fatties FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU BUY MY TACTICAL WHEEL!!!????
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This thread has a lot of potential..
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
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"you bring the keg"
not sure if it was successful, but we have been married for 22 years.
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I actually witnessed this, way back in the Dark Ages of college:
Thursday night after about 6 hours of dancing, drinking and playing pool. Group of guys goes down the block to a chain called Sambo's (I think it became Denny's or some such chain because of political correctness) for late night breakfast and coffee. Guys start talking about pickup lines. One guy pipes up he has the best one (now, why he didn't use it earlier in the evening.....). Waitress walks up to take orders; he looks her straight in the eye and says "Hi, my name is.......wanna f***?". She hesitates and says, "Sure, why not? I get off work in 15 minutes." Dumbfounded we watch as they leave 20 minutes later.
Found out the next week that she was his GF, and they had been doing it for a couple of weeks already. Was impressive at the time, though!
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" I aint easy but i can be had". michael douglas in Romancing the Stone.
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As a chick, usually "yes" works for me.  Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
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*walk up to a girl at the bar*
"Hey you owe me a drink, because when I saw you, I dropped mine!" "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
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Do you have an immovable place to stand? 'Cause I've got a lever of sufficient length, and I'd like to make you feel the earth move... The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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Originally Posted by telkanuru Do you have an immovable place to stand? 'Cause I've got a lever of sufficient length, and I'd like to make you feel the earth move... This is just corny. Please don't use. I say this with love.
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Originally Posted by thereom4 This is just corny. Please don't use. I say this with love. What are you talking about?! Could've taken me home, that's all I'm sayin'...
  "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
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Originally Posted by thereom4 This is just corny. Please don't use. I say this with love. Ah but sometimes corny works just fine.
I used to have some success with,
Hi I'm organising a horde. Have you ever felt the urge to sweep of the steppe and terrorise eastern Europe?
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Originally Posted by keith Ah but sometimes corny works just fine. Ha! ha! Yeah corny can work. But not corny and gross.
Originally Posted by keith I used to have some success with,
Hi I'm organising a horde. Have you ever felt the urge to sweep of the steppe and terrorise eastern Europe? I don't get it. I had to read it like 3 times. Seriously, I'm confused.
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