What is the most successful pick up line ever?

[sabrefencer93]

my friends brother actually got a date by asking someone this

boy: hey girl, do you want a boyfriend?
Girls: sure
Boy: well call me when you want a man friend.

She actually called him and they went on a date

[Greybeard]

I always thought, " You pick that up right now! Didn't I tell you not to play with it? Just wait til your father gets home."

[UnidentifiedFencerOnline]

'my favourite equation u+i=69'

i would only try that if i was REALLY daring and had no dignity left to lose

i got it off this website (I am so sad looking up things like these but some of them are hilarious) just type magical pick up line generator and it should be the first one


another one I saw a guy using it and a working pen is essential
-go up to girl-
-say "you know i'm a palm reader?'-
-girl says no and offers her palm for you to 'read'-

-write your number on her palm and say 'you're gonna call that number' , wink and walk away'

being a girl i really wouldn't fall for any of these but you never know

[Hauptman]

'my favourite equation u+i=69'

i would only try that if i was REALLY daring and had no dignity left to lose

i got it off this website (I am so sad looking up things like these but some of them are hilarious) just type magical pick up line generator and it should be the first one


another one I saw a guy using it and a working pen is essential
-go up to girl-
-say "you know i'm a palm reader?'-
-girl says no and offers her palm for you to 'read'-

-write your number on her palm and say 'you're gonna call that number' , wink and walk away'

being a girl i really wouldn't fall for any of these but you never know

These qualify as what I would call, "Shotgun approach" lines.

Basically, like a shotgun you hit (hit-on) everything in sight. You may get slapped 99 out of 100 times, but there will be that one that says "yes".

Personally, it's not my idea of a good time, but there are guys who go this route; sleazy guys.

[GypsyScot]

I once gave a girl a note after talking to her at a party, "In case you don't remember me when you sober up, My Name was Rich, I was cute, funny, and you liked me. -Rich" and my number.

Three days later I got a voice-mail, "Hi Rich it's me from the party, here's my number call me because I think you're cute, funny, and oh I liked you."

That was an awesome 3 months of my life.

[thereom4]

I once gave a girl a note after talking to her at a party, "In case you don't remember me when you sober up, My Name was Rich, I was cute, funny, and you liked me. -Rich" and my number.

Three days later I got a voice-mail, "Hi Rich it's me from the party, here's my number call me because I think you're cute, funny, and oh I liked you."

That was an awesome 3 months of my life.

This is a really good one.

[UnidentifiedFencerOnline]

'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together'

not so shotgun as the ones on my other post.
kinda sweet i reckon

[UnidentifiedFencerOnline]

if you're new to a city/country and you meet someone who offers to take you around say 'I know the place relatively well but i may need some help with getting to my hotel room/house/place'

[Wetmelon]

Ooh! I just found an old list of great pickup lines!

Hey Baby, wanna...

- Stamp my document?
- See my bayonet?
- See my naval force?
- Build a bicameral house with me?
- See my status quo ante bellum?
- Improve my internals?
- Rush my Bagot?
- Violate my country?
- Dig my river?
- Steam my boat?
- Man...ifest my destiny?
- Have sectional tensions with me?
- Electrify my South?
- Enslave my South?
- Sign my treaty?
- Impress my act?
- Use my Specie?
- Free my slave?
- Find my slave?
- Put your finger in my bullet-hole?
- Thresh my combine?
- Shuck my corn?
- Take my grain?
- Torch my plantation?
- Ride my tractor?
- Pick my fruit?
- Study my natural history?
- Rake my muck?
- Bust my trust?
- File my Anglo?
- Snip my tie?
- Serve on my ship?
- See my flock?
- Bloviate with me?
- Grant me a scandal?
- Work for my "whoppa" (WPA -- Works Progress Administration!)
- See my play?
- See my bullets?
- Be in my arms?
- Be my riveter?
- Hear my alarm bells?
- Hey babe wanna drink out of my skull
- Hey baby wanna see my presumed body
- Hey baby wanna come to transubstantiation with me
- Hey baby wanna count my votes
- Hey baby, wanna pillage my village?
- Hey baby wanna suffer my manhood?
- Hey baby wanna manifest my destiny?
- Hey baby wanna see my transcontinental treaty?
- Hey baby, are you bicameral?
- Hey baby lets have on oligarchy.
- Hey baby wanna sink my Lusitania?
- Hey baby, wanna see my Hessian?
- He was a Whig, he was a Whig.... he was on their Heads!

[Greybeard]

You put some work into this assignment

[fatfencer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTbTH0OU-Wg