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 Originally Posted by thereom4  I don't get it. I had to read it like 3 times. Seriously, I'm confused. Which is why it was so good. 
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Originally Posted by keith Which is why it was so good. Ha! ha!
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Originally Posted by telkanuru Do you have an immovable place to stand? 'Cause I've got a lever of sufficient length, and I'd like to make you feel the earth move... http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-11-06
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Gee, I wonder where I got it from... The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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Nerds can't hide their sources from a website of nerds  "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
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Originally Posted by kmwong "Hi, I'm ____________. What's your name? *smile*"
Really, simplicity is all you need. Unless your smile makes small children cry and hide behind their mommy. Then you have no hope with this one. QFT.
The only good pickup line is the one never used. - Wisdom is the knowledge of how much you don't know.
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"I'd like to get something straight between us."
R- "Some people are born great fencers, some people achieve fencing greatness, and some people have it thrust upon them."
My pet Monkey on an IBM selectric
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Originally Posted by piste off "I'd like to get something straight between us."
R- Ewwwwwwww................................
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Originally Posted by piste off "I'd like to get something straight between us."
R- nice brosepherus rex
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On pickup lines:
There is a time and place for them. The time, is never. You decide the place.
Stay thirsty my friends.
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What's it gonna be? (Note- link goes to a youtube vid containing foul language and may not be suitable for some fnet users).
Last edited by foibles; 08-27-2009 at 12:40 PM.
Often in error. Never in doubt.
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Originally Posted by foibles What's it gonna be? (Note- link goes to a youtube vid containing foul language and may not be suitable for some fnet users). I saw that on funnyordie.com. High-larious! The silverish velvet unitard/onesie/body suit thing Dr. Ken is sporting is awesome! ♫You know that's where you wanna be♫ Best hype man ever.
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"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?" Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring. 
Has anyone seen a god around here who is of the reflecting kind?
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?" I used that one once. Didn't notice the redbull in her hand at the time.  I suggested that she'd need more than that, so we went to a coffee shop to get her a cappuccino. I had my usual.
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I like the one proffered by Les Nesman of WKRP fame "Hello, I'm very rich"
Or how about, "I'm a lawyer, want to get into my briefs?" Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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Our AP U.S. History teacher used to come up with random pickup lines throughout the course:
"Hey Baby, wanna tip my canoe?" (Battle of Tippecanoe)
"Hey Baby, wanna impress my sailor?"
"Hey Baby, wanna come over and impose on my culture?"
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In Flanders fields the poppies grow - Between the crosses, row on row, - That mark our place, and in the sky, - The larks, still bravely singing, fly, - Scarce heard amid the guns below. ~John McCrae
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Why is this beggining to sound like the "If Ya Know What I Mean?" game from Who's Line Is It Anyway?? "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
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Originally Posted by piste off "I'd like to get something straight between us."
R- If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me? Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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Originally Posted by Greybeard If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me? I like this one. An oldie but gooodie.
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