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R.I.P. Michael Jackson News reports that Michael Jackson had a cardiac arrest and died.
Who gets the first joke, and how funny and tasteless will it be? "In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."
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This is so sad.  People may disagree in their opinions about his personal life, but the man was a musical genius.
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 Originally Posted by jeff  News reports that Michael Jackson had a cardiac arrest and died.
Who gets the first joke, and how funny and tasteless will it be? I now retire said joke....that Michael was the world's ugliest white woman.
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He was weird but oh so talented. We are losing cultural icons of a generation. How much do you think Farrah's poster will sell for now?
How does Keith Richards do it?
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Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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Micheal Jackson was getting taken to hospital and with his last breath he says take me to the childrens ward....
Too soon? And too tasteless? The Stalwart Panda
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Originally Posted by D'Art Micheal Jackson was getting taken to hospital and with his last breath he says take me to the childrens ward....
Too soon? And too tasteless? Hahahah
Perfect.
In all seriousness, I think the fact that michael jackson was (allegedly) a prolific pedophile is being lost in all the outpouring of grief.
I enjoy his music but will shed no tears. "Their interpretation is, however, refuted most elegantly by your system of radioactive atom + amplifier + charge of gun powder + cat in a box"
-Albert Einstein, in a letter to Erwin Schrödinger
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His tombstone will say, "No one loved children more than Michael Jackson".
You know it's true. .
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The doctors at the hospital knew Michael had passed on, as one of them was heard saying... "all the color had gone out of him..."
Yup .
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They are still trying to determine MJ's cause of death...
Doctors are currently blaming it on the Boogie. "There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots"
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At least mortuary expenses might not be too high... they can skip the embalming.
That's what I call planning ahead! .
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....Very sad day indeed when a good musician dies.. I don't like the man but I respect his talent... I see the good times etched in your face. I see the good times, that were once in place. I see the bad times, lurking in your eyes. I see the bad times, through the shadows and lies.The mask you put on is easy to see. The mask you put on, is no match for me.
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Originally Posted by Greybeard He was weird but oh so talented. We are losing cultural icons of a generation. How much do you think Farrah's poster will sell for now?
How does Keith Richards do it? Keith's been dead for years....
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R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett too...
and to add to the MJ jokes...now Michael Jackson doesn't have to be a stage make-up zombie for Thriller... -Kat (\__/)
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Now catholic priests have the racket all to themselves... The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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Originally Posted by Purple Fencer Keith's been dead for years.... It's just no one has told him Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse?
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Originally Posted by telkanuru Now catholic priests have the racket all to themselves... I wanted to rep you but it won't let me!
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Apparently Jacko's not been this stiff since the last time Macauley Culkin stayed over The Stalwart Panda
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Because it was 95% plastic, Michael Jackson's nose will be melted down to make legos.
Now little kids can play with him for a change. "I'll be walking down the street and people will say, 'What a nice fur coat, what a nice fur coat'
and I'll say, 'I'm not wearing a fur coat, I'm covered in rats."
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Yes the news is sudden, tragic and much of it is unfinished. What a family history - Latoya has already written about their family, much of the 'information' is suspect - possibly leading to Michael's feelings of self destruction. Lot of people wanted to put some blame on Janet - I don't see it, they both had brilliant careers, both reaching zeniths at different points of their lives, then going into a rest mode to write, re-energize and then get back in front of an audience.
Did everyone hear the 911 call - the caller sounds a little light about this; the operator told him to place Michael on the floor to begin CPR; and the caller really didn't put him on the floor between the time the operator told him to place Michael on the floor and the operators next instruction. etc. keep listening to the tapes.
The issue of the kids has come up repeadedly, probably they should just go with the natural mother or surrogate mothers, whatever - and let them lead normal lives following in the footsteps of their maternals. What a life though, very controversial during the last several years - should have retired to the south of France and just lived like a grandfather or something - showbiz saps the life out of people.
So far it's been quite a month:
David Carrodine, Farah Fawcett, Ed MacMann, and Michael Jackson. Play Inspector Gadget Music
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