A TIME WHOSE TIME HAS COME! [read pitch]

WHEREAS: I know I don't wear whatdoyoucallem's those burger dresses,
but I'm a very modest person. I dress appropriately with hemlines down to my knees, or a nice pair of slacks with a normal neckline above the clevage line. I keep my hair 'in-line', and wear only a little makeup to cover those little brown spots that I've started to make.

WHEREAS: I have worked since I was allowed to have 'working papers' in New York at age of 16 part time in a ladies clothing store; I supported myself all of my adult life, never straying into the four evil paths. I have never been into a jail except on official business, I follow all of the laws even my precepts; that is why I have nothing because I can't work in an industry that is befouled. I put myself through university and college typing in offices for min. wage. My ancestors were never involved with slaves in America. I have checked some of the ships' manefests for names of ancestors and we are not on their lists.

WHEREAS: In ten years I have drank approximately 10 alcohol beverages on special occassions; since 1992 I have had no boyfriends.

THEREFORE: I deserve and need and require some form of compensation as reward for having the good fortune to be the new Ms. Morales.